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30 | Arsenal & Shitposting

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I'm currently 3 behind my target and I feel like I'm not gonna get that done ... How the fuck do y'all read 38?
i have 38 more to go. i needed to lock in yesterday
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You think you're about to read some idiot who believes he could come off the couch and compete against the best in the world. Instead, you read something brilliant:
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dream blunt rotation (i'm the blunt)
catherine zeta-jones, monica bellucci and penelope cruz, 90's
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Missing eyes and a brain for sure
Am i missing something or are all of them deserved?
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Halalmark
they're developing hallmark ramadan movies
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Bro that Essien goal still haunts me in my dreams
شوفوا ترشيحات هدف الشهر لديسمبر 2006 😳🔥
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Haan mujhe bhi modelon ko dekh kar kuch hota hai
i hate modelo
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Meanwhile your boi here had to miss a friend's party and will be missing most of the parade because a guy's got to work to pay rent 🙃🙃
time to get LITTTTT AF, lose track of time, and hype people on their costumes and runs. what a blessed weekend !!!
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To be fair nobody should be writing emails
If you need AI to write an email, you shouldn’t be writing emails.
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TIL this is where chindi chor comes from lol
Mamdani appears to be wearing a jacket made from chindi, which is an Indian technique for upcycling fabric. Small remnants from previous projects are sewn onto each other using a continuous embroidery stitch, which creates in a boucle-like texture. This allows for less waste.
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Delete Granola bro. We're switching to Strawberry. Did you sign up for Pistachio yet? I sent you an invite to our Gingerbread team. Check your inbox on Syrup. You need to make an Iced Vanilla Latte account to access Almond Croissant. Hold on, lemme add you to Chicken Tikka Masala
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Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number
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I still fail to see how people fail to see this guy's grift
Replying to @paulg
just teach him already he’s been asking for 3 years
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Replying to @Ankaman616
Brighton qualify for the Champions League and so next season, Zadok Yohanna, who is named after the biblical priest Zadok, will walk out to the Champions League anthem which is loosely based on Zadok the Priest, a song composed by Handel for the coronation of George II.
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French protests are absolute cinema.
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Neither Cartier-Bresson, Banksy nor Cold War Steve could have come up with such an image. Absolutely perfect composition and lighting (even the road signs are perfect)! 😍
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Children cannot come out of the stomach because of the small problem that children, at no point in their life cycle, are ever inside a stomach, Azhar.
Replying to @itsharlima
C-sections are an abomination against the natural order of things. Were children made to come out of the stomach? You make me sick.
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