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Joined February 2025
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I never thought I would see the day that police officers would start protesting. Mbele ni kama iko sawa...
BREAKING: Nearly 100 Uasin Gishu enforcement officers, most reportedly Kalenjin, have been suspended and face disciplinary action after protesting over a promised KSh 29,000 Mashujaa Day allowance each. Read that again. Thread(1/2) They helped oversee ......
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Leo naona ni kama affordable bloggers wamepewa gig ya kudownplay Maumau. I never thought I would see the day when Kenyans would spit on the men who fought and slept in the forests juu wamelipwa a few shillings hapa na pale. So sad.
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Sifuna - Kangata !
Sifuna Methu ama Sifuna Kalonzo?
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Has North Korea written everywhere on it.
Over 500 supermarkets in France have been hit by a cyberattack that caused refrigerators and freezers to heat up to 50°C, spoiling fresh and frozen food worth millions of euros. The attack affected major chains, including Carrefour and Intermarché.
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Kuna kijana ameniambia vile sharp boys walimnasa on Tuesday.. Jamaa runs a small hardware A guy came to his shop. Akasema ametumwa na boss yake anunue materials za kwenda site. Jamaa ikanunua vitu za 450,000 Kenyatta shillings Machuma, cement, tiles, vitu za piping. Ikafika wakati wa kulipa. Jamaa yangu wa hardware akapee kijana till number. Sasa mtumwa akatwanga simu akapeana till. Kitu kama 10 mins zikaisha. Pesa haijaingia. Sasa mnunuzi akapiga simu. Akawashow from his end nikama mpesa payments are not going through n kama anaweza mpea account number afanye RTGs payment… Aaaah jamaa yangu akapeana account number. It took like 20 minutes. Message ikaingia kwa simu yake confirming a deposit. Hapo kwa hardware ule alitumwa ame-muengage na maswali mingi na mambo mingi… Mnunuzi akakal akasema ameweka pesa. Juu jamaa aliona message na mtumwa alikuwa amekuja na Toyota Prado.. akarelease mzigo. Jioni akitaka kulipa kitu via the bank. Akapatana na message ya actual balance vs available balance.. Akiangalia ako na available balance anaona Kshs 475k. Lakini hawezi tumia juu actual balance ni Kshs 25k… Jamaa akashangaa akauliza izi ni gani. Akapigia vijana wa James Mwangi. Hao vijana wakamshow hao watu walibank cheque and it will take 2 days to mature… Akajiambia its okey atangoja. After 2 days.. akapatana na message inaonyesha he was deducted some money. Kupigia vijana wa mwangi tena wakamshow alidepositiwa cheque ikabounce due to lack of funds. Na as a standard they deduct both around Kshs. 2400 bob.. Kijana akajaribu kupiga ile namba ya mnunuzi.. Hao wasichana wa safcom wanamwambia .. no longer in service… Kijana akapanick akafaint. Wakakimbiza Equity afya.. Bado anachemshiwa muarubaini akipata nafuu. Haongei na mtu. Ndugu zangu pesa kama hujaiona na macho. Tuepuke mambo ya sharp boys
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The issue of the Kenyan shilling exchange rate remaining at Ksh 129 to the USD has been very concerning. Allegations by the IMF and Treasury officials say that the shilling should retail at Ksh 115 - 118. This documentary explains more: youtu.be/aF84MwCNBdA?si=XlBa…
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Hey South Africans ,what do we have here?
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Ciggie Johnson has told Mwakideu, Terence and Millicent Omanga to adopt and take care of the child if they believe she deserves their support. Ciggie says his relationship with the baby mama and her mother has been strained for the past 12 years, claiming he has endured difficult times and now wants to cut ties with the family. He says he had been paying KSh32,000 per term in school fees, KSh20,000 in rent and about KSh15,000 in other monthly expenses. However, he claims the mother later moved the child to a school charging KSh80,000 per term without involving him. After questioning the decision, Ciggie says the matter ended up in court, prompting him to seek a DNA test. He claims the mother initially refused to undergo the test several times before being compelled by the court. Ciggie has reportedly told friends that he is now a “free man”, saying he can finally focus on his work and secure his future without what he describes as a toxic family situation.
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A beggar in Kenya. A beggar South Africa.
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At least we have a Homeland. You neither have a home, nor LAND. 🤣🤣🤣
If you have Nigerians and Zimbabweans as your allies then it says a lot about your homeland😭
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I will only reply to White people from South Africa. Its only fair to speak to the man of the house.
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Bedsitters in South Africa – at Machakos, Kenya
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Saii Any tweet naona from a kenyan bora nmeona Jina south Africa hapo ndani nafinya like retweet bila hata kusoma!😂
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Kenyans And Zimbabwe handling the HIV republic 😂😂😂
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Kenyan military. South african military
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The soldier from left side is from South African military. : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Afr…
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South Africans want to chase Kenyans out of X. They feel we’ve taken their tweeting jobs.
Kenyans want a twar with South Africa. It won't end well for them
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Good morning from the capital of Africa, Kenya to all land owners in Africa and of course squatters in their own land South Africans. (Assuming they didn't lose their phones to robbery last night)
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You're homeless, landless and HIV positive yet you want to beef with Kenya the capital city of Afrika? Chesa!!!
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Asia holds 60% of world’s population but South Africa alone has more people living with HIV/AIDS than the entire Asian content. It’s against our morals to disturb the sick!
Kenyans want a twar with South Africa. It won't end well for them
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Our first meet up and this South African lady is saying she's allergic to latex.
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