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$20 @MFL Club, one squad, zero chill 📈 Turning penny-stock players into gold — or comedy. @Sorare grinder too. ⚽💸

Joined September 2023
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I had $100, zero patience, and access to a transfer market. ☠️ (20$ for the players) So 'Penny Stock FC' was born — a club built entirely on players nobody else wanted. Will they be good? Absolutely not. Will it be fun? Also no. Let's go. ⚽ @playMFL #MFL
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4th place in the league and top of the group in the Aspirants Cup! Two more 2-0 away wins, two more clean sheets. 🧤 Another brilliant first half of the season. Now let’s just make sure the second half isn’t the disaster it was last time😅 #MFL
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Last 3 games: ⚽ 0-5 ⚽ 6-1 ⚽ 8-2 That’s 19 goals in 3 matches! For context: in our entire first season, across 22 league games, Penny Stock FC scored 12. 💀 #MFL
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6-1. What a win! Roy Dawson does it again: 4 goals, 1 assist, 9.5 rating, Player of the Match. Hat-trick done inside 16 minutes That’s 6 goals and 2 assists in his last 2 games 🔥all-time top scorer is just adding to the record now Paredes with another brace! #MFL #playMFL
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0-5 away win! Penny Stock FC are rolling That’s 4 wins in 6 league games, and we’re up to 5th place! Roy Dawson was unstoppable: 2 goals, 1 assist, 8.9 rating, POTM, he’s now the all-time top scorer in club history! . 👑 (Not bad for a $1.00 signing) #MFL @playMFL
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Cup update after 2 games: top of the group! 🏆 1 win, 1 draw, and not a single goal conceded, let’s keep it that way until the end of the group stage. The league is a bit rougher, we’re 7th for now. But I believe in these lads, the points will come. 📈 #MFL
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Another great result! ✅ 4-2 against Osasco Academy. 4 games into Season 18, 3 wins! And Alejandro Pinzon is on fire. 🔥 Brace, 9 shots, 8.7 rating, POTM. That’s 3 goals in his last 2 games! Hobbs and Gassner also on the scoresheet #MFL
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Second 70+ pack from the Arena is open: Sivert Berg (71 RWB) leads the way, with a young supporting cast around him. A small upgrade, but I’ll take it: #MFL @playMFL
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Game 2 of Season 18, first win! ✅ 3-2 away at Valmiera Bastion. On paper it should’ve been comfortable: 3-0, but they had 2 shots on target and scored both.. the last 10 minutes were longer than the whole first half! Pinzon opened his account on debut at 7'. Welcome to the club!
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Two full seasons in, so here’s a handful of stats on how Penny Stock FC is doing: Spent on players: $27.78 Returned from sales: $19.00 Profit on players sold: +$14.41 Best sale: $6.00 (Timmermans) $MFL earned: 1,626 $MFL spent: 1,200 👀 #MFL
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Season 18 is almost here, and Penny Stock FC looks very different! 📤 11 players out: $19.00 📥 9 players in: $11.55 💰 Net transfer profit: +$7.45 Half the squad got replaced and the club still made money. That’s the penny stock way. #MFL @playMFL
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Special mention to C. Ignat, who I bought, panicked about, and sold straight away. Shortest career in club history. 🫡
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Been quiet for a bit, when the Arena dropped - I ended up selling a bunch of players I never thought I’d let go. Add a trip away on top, and Penny Stock went a little silent Before the Penny Stock update, a confession: I’ve been grinding the Arena too! and this is what I pulled😍
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Fun fact from the club records: Penny Stock FC’s all-time top assist provider is a CENTRE BACK, Shanon Carmelia with 6 assists Didn’t see that coming. Then again, our first ever goal was scored by a left back. At this point the defenders are just doing the attackers’ jobs #MFL
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Final game: 2-2 with 3rd place, from 2 goals down. Season 17: done. ✅ First half: “are we title contenders?” Second half: “are we okay?” Final verdict: 7th, 9 wins, double last season’s points and +20 OVR across the squad. I’ll take it. Next season is ours! #MFL
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A tough day, a day of goodbyes. Our starting goalkeeper Timmermans and striker Cengiz have both been sold — $8 combined, a +$6.50 profit …but the second the gates closed behind them, WE POPPED THE CHAMPAGNE! 🍾 #MFL Big transfer window incoming!
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1/ The second half of the season has been rough. After that dream start, my expectations got way ahead of reality. One game left, a higher finish is still in reach, but honestly it won’t change much. However 30 points is already DOUBLE last season’s total! #MFL
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2/ Transfer news: sold Murdoch & Hermans for $1.00 combined — a $0.10 profit. 💰 Tiny, but perfect: they free up two spots for better players next season. Penny Stock economics at its finest!
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2 losses and a draw in the last 3 league games, not ideal. But you know what that means? The lads are HUNGRY. 🍽️ Next up: Valhalla — the side that beat us last time while we finished with 10 men. Revenge is on the menu. @ValhallaSportsG , hope you’re ready! #MFL
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And just like that, the cup dream is over. 💔 Six perfect group games, and it all ends on a single kick. Penalties are cruel like that. But hey — last season we didn’t even get out of the group. This season we went unbeaten until a coin flip with extra steps. We’ll be back! #MFL
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Training update: the coaches are earning their 7%. 8 players up, +13 OVR combined this season — Carmelia, Tsukamoto & Ibsen all +2. But the one to watch? Callum Goodfield. +3 OVR, +5 PHY, +3 PAC — the CB I pulled from a 600 MFL pack is turning into a proper bargain #MFL
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