@WFSquire

Veteran of the Chicken Sandwich Wars

Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2019
Papa John said this in November 26, 2019 Five days later, a year ago today, the first person in the world fell ill from symptoms of COVID-19 What did Papa John know and when did he know it?
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Being a white guy from the south who loves college football and has liberal views means that my existence breaks the brains of a lot more people than I’d previously realized. Even though we’re not the majority of our demographic, we exist, and always have. We’re a numerically large pool from which you can recruit comms staffers.
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What they don't tell you about 2% milk is that that's actually the ABV
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“You want order in Columbus? Ryan Day must take off his headset and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.”
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Oklahoma State becomes 4th team to score 39 points vs. Dan Lanning at Oregon. The other 3 won the national title: Indiana 56-22 (2025) Georgia 49-3 (2022) Ohio St 41-21 (2024)
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Georgia State plays at Kennesaw State this weekend. About 23 miles separate the schools. There are approximately 20 Waffle House locations between the two schools.
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Everyone in these pictures thought they won
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While many of you are likely yelling "GEAUX TIGERS!" or "GO CLEMSON!" I'm yelling "GO DISTRICT COURT JUDGES and the rule of law!"
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college football is a jeffersonian sport about the power of competing local elites that has been perverted into a hamiltonian sport about the tyranny of the judiciary
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15 beers in and both bartenders cut me off. Guess what? That’s collusion. That’s an antitrust violation. So have fun with that one, guys.
News: Cody Campbell says Texas Tech would take legal action if schools or conferences decide not to play the Red Raiders. "Guess what? That’s collusion. That’s an antitrust violation. So have fun with that one, guys" he told @DanDakich. More: nytimes.com/athletic/7349097…
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Replying to @FLOTUS
The first amendment does not protect criticism of the president and his family during a time of a declared war Kimmel has violated his constitutional oath of loyalty, and he must be arrested
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Yea, I'm supportive of antitrust as a tool in the tool belt, but skeptical of it as a theory of everything. Small firms will always have a role, but I don't want to be a nation of small holder yeomen farmers. I'm a costco socialist: big firms, big unions, big government.
Replying to @sunraysunray
Voters want higher wages, stable jobs, affordable housing, universal public goods, and PURPOSE/community. Antitrust isn't a vision, it's a policy that can sometimes support part of that agenda
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Dragonball Z does NOT pass the Bechdel Test
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“Meme lord” is a modern one-for-one translation of “philosopher king”
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However much we pay state reps, it’s too much. They should be paying me to get to do bullshit all day
Georgia Rep. Eric Bell has introduced House Bill 1013 that would make lemon pepper the official state chicken wing flavor. The bill would go to the Senate and then to the governor if passed.
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The year is 2032 and I have been deported for drinking skim milk (too woke)
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Nick Saban: “your team is doing an incredible job winning the lines of scrimmage” Mario Cristobal for some reason:
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Why do we let these cupcake teams in the college football playoffs? Another blowout, just like we all expected!
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I apologize to Oklahoma for apparently cursing you
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