Boomer: "Meat Averse? Pass."
Gen X: "You ruined my song. Pass."
Millennial: "No crypto trading? Pass."
Gen-Z: <glances up from TikTok for .25 sec> "Pass."
Gen-Alpha: "Look Mom, a Doggy!! Can I get a Metaverse?"
Zuckerberg: "Mission Accomplished."
youtube.com/watch?v=yDCF-vHm…
Me: sheesh, this Monday could not possibly get worse.
#Office365: hold my beer...
Slack 2016: "Microsoft - welcome to the party."
Slack 2020: "Microsoft - go home, you're drunk."
Today we announced that we filed an EU competition complaint against Microsoft. But this is much bigger than Slack v. Microsoft – it’s really about two very different philosophies for the future of digital ecosystems – gateways versus gatekeepers. bit.ly/3eQy3VR
Interesting: @RingCentral delivers @MicrosoftTeams Direct Routing as a Service offer.
RC = peanut butter, MSFT = Chocolate?
Today’s modern workforce wants the flexibility to communicate using their preferred channels, both within and outside their organization @RingCentral announces Cloud PBX integration for @MicrosoftTeams 99.999% businesswire.com/news/home/2…
COVID Impact - wreaking impact on our Microsoft Teams DAU forecast linkedin.com/pulse/covid-imp… via @LinkedIn
Bill Haskins retweeted
A successful @webex @CiscoCollab Analyst summit! Huge thank you to all the analysts who joined us and gave us great insights. Watch the video youtube.com/watch?v=NnilZmLF… @zkerravala @DaveMichels @arnoldjon @McGeeSmith @blairplez @WHaskins @JimLundy – at Utah, USA
Excellent breaking news - @Netflix allows you to disable autoplay! Good reminder for all dev shops: if margin is your justification for a terrible user experience, it's only a matter of time before the competition shifts your priorities..
Four analysts, two days, one wordcloud - most popular terms in @wainhouse360 combined notes from days 1 and 2 of the #CiscoCollabAnalystSummit
Teleselfie with @amortvedt at #CiscoCollabAnalystSummit - I think he's a little sick of all the fanboy attention..
15 minutes into the #CiscoCollabAnalystSummit - no mention (yet) of the Webex Cloud's superior / automated ability to keep security certificates up to date.
#KeepingItClassy
"I want to tell you about a malware attack that I found especially cool..." - Chris Betz, CSO
^^Filed to 'things you will only ever hear from a security pro.'
#CenturylinkAR
"Security is embedded into every aspect of the CenturyLink experience - across all products, services, and interactions. It's also the fastest growing part of our business." - Chris Smith, Global Security Services
#CenturylinkAR
One minute you're talking about edge compute and SD WAN, and the next you're busting a move. This crew rolls hard! #CenturyLinkAR
"Cloud Edge is not a thing. It's not a sku. It's literally everything - it's how we deliver our experience moving forward." -@ShaunonTech
#CenturyLinkAR
"Customers don't want to talk about the product - they want to talk about their problem, the solution that meets their needs." - @ShaunonTech
#centurylinkAR
Looking forward to the CenturyLink analyst day kickoff - can't wait for those mimosas! #CenturyLinkAR
Me: "Howdy - does the Mach-E come in a caramel color?"
Ford Dealer: "Uh, no. Just the usual colors."
Me: "Dang. I really wanted a Caramel Mach-E Auto."
Ford Dealer: "Stop calling us." <click>
#MachE
The Surface Neo - sports two 9 inch screens (thinnest LCD screens ever produced by humans) and a 360 degree hinge. Use as book, laptop, tablet, and in tent mode. Input with keyboard, mouse, or pen.
^^Proof MSFT design team took the red pill
#MSIgnite













