@WJohnson68

A cog in the wheel of public service. The kind that often requires a helmet. Aspirations outpacing capacity. Veteran of war and peace and then a bit more war.

World as we knew it, USA
Joined December 2011
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LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Tener 50's es raro. Todos viven una línea temporal distinta. Algunos son abuelos, otros están cambiando pañales a las 3 am, otros salen con personas de 25 , otros celebran 20 años de casados. La mitad parecen de 33 y la otra: mitad parece haber luchado en la 2 Guerra Mundial.
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This was the plan I signed up for.
George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Mikhail Gorbachev and lower Manhattan in a different, more hopeful world, thirteen years before September 11, 2001:
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Before AI kills us, can we at least have a few years with the sex bots who do laundry?
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I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. — J.R.R. Tolkien
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this was the most formal “ight, ima head out” ever
Lightning striking outside the White House as Marine Sentry stands his post
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Them too.
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Downloading now.
MapQuest has seen a surge in app downloads after the company said it will not rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. It is currently the top free app in both Apple’s U.S. and Canadian App Stores — its highest ranking in its 30-year history. wapo.st/464IWQX
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I suggest we stop sharing that Canadian cadet's photo...cruelly put out by @PeteHegseth. I imagine there's a young woman at home, crying, wondering why she is the subject of a worldwide Twitter war. Condemning him with the photo attached is another chance for trolls to spew hate
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When I was a kid I thought the future would mean hoverboards for everybody but what we actually got was Biff Tannen for President
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Nice work, CBC. You just handed the worst people a crate of ammunition to use against you and, secondarily, the rest of us.
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The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater. — J.R.R. Tolkien
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Not kidding when I say this is Appalachia’s version of the death of Queen Elizabeth.
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Dolly Parton is dead, and the church never knew what to do with her. Half my feed is posting rhinestones today. The other half never trusted her, because she would not wear the uniform. She never preached a sermon. She just did the works. One man. Fifty-eight years. In an industry that eats marriages. No scandal reel, no reality show, no trading up. Just Carl, and a promise kept until death did them part. She could have built towers in Nashville. Instead she built in the mountains she came from, so the people she came from could work. Two hundred million books. Given away to children, free, no strings, while the rest of us argued about what to read. A million dollars for a vaccine in the middle of a plague, and she called it what it was: helping. She was a feminist who never used the word, a superstar who never left home, and a believer who never made you watch her pray. "Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works." James 2:18. We spent years asking whether she was one of ours. She never asked whether we were one of hers. She was too busy feeding children. I do not know her heart. That was never my job. I know her works, because the whole county she came from lives on them. "Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them." Matthew 7:20. You want to honor her today? Put down the tribute post. Put a book in a kid's hands. Stay married. Do the works. That was the whole sermon. She just never said it out loud.
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Not at all cringey. Aspirational in the way we still need to be.
I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.
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The time Dolly Parton and Kermit jammed to Sly and the Family Stone. This is always how I will remember her.
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It’s the classics that stick with you.
Our grocery list for this week includes a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter. 🍞🥛🧈
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The year is 2035. Flock cameras are everywhere. You step out of your house and hear a voice coming from somewhere overhead, perhaps near the street light. It's me. "Collar gap."
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There’s some brilliant writers out there somewhere who could create a Techno Viking series and I’d be here for it.
In 2000, a cameraman accidentally captured one of the most legendary moments in rave history
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The first time I watched Return of the Jedi, I wondered how we were supposed to believe that a gelatinous slimy mound of evil who could barely move around and wholly depended on sycophants to cater to his every whim could have possibly amassed such a fortune that he would inspire fear and be running things. I get it now.
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