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Look, I pray any American goes anywhere for $30m, but in no world does a young defender go for that.
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Hey Yank, stop producing soccer content. Sincerely, every single person who slightly enjoys the game in the states
I too want my doctor to have studied at the school of hard knocks. One does not simply learn how to diagnose measles without contacting measles themselves.
Is no one else perplexed as to why MLS would choose to use this highlight? And I don’t mean for the Matt Freese brain fart. I’m talking about the Matt Freesing of live sports production
Quick turnover and Maren Haile-Selassie capitalizes! 👏
Down to ten players, @ChicagoFire take the lead late on! 🔥
If players developed in MLS academies start being sold to Premier League mainstays and finding success then I’ll be forced to delete my account. Which is exactly why players developed in MLS academies should not go straight to the Premier League.
By: 11 Yanks
Cry more, Jesse Marsch. I can’t believe this guy is still holding a grudge after not landing the USMNT job. Give it up.
Anyway, here’s my take on why bald fraud, Gregg Berhalter, should have never been given a second cycle.
By: 11 Yanks
Canada national team coach Jesse Marsch has said that FIFA’s decision to suspend a ban for United States forward Folarin Balogun is one that would “never happen in any other country” in the world and an example of Americans believing the country deserves to be “treated differently”.
Marsch, speaking ahead of Canada’s exhibition game against the U.S. on Tuesday night in Minnesota, told The Guardian: “As Americans, we have been inundated with propaganda since we were young.
“We’re the No 1 country in the world, we deserve everything, No 1 in every aspect of life — this is what we’ve been told. So, when things happen and we don’t feel like we’re in control of it … we feel like we deserve to be treated differently because we’re Americans. That is one of the things that infuriates the rest of the world about Americans.”
He said he felt it would not have happened in any other country, claiming “this is why everyone around the world hates America.”
Marsch added: “The U.S. had had a good World Cup, was doing well. All that switched in one moment.”
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I’ve cracked the code. The only way to grow American soccer is to coach Estonian soccer.
By: Eric Wynalda
What Poch is trying to say is that MLS coaches run such rudimentary tactics that it makes it easier for teenagers to adapt to the simplicity of international soccer.
