@W_Defender

Listen, I just, I like W's, man. Probably not THAT awful

 New York
wdefender.com
Joined April 2009
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Just told my coworker, "Now I know why Dante put ice in the center of hell" and he moved past it the way you do when your nephew tells you squirrels are made of marbles
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I'm no Freud but I feel like this has some sort of meaning
Just a Walter, Like You@W_Defender
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Had a dream I got picked by a Blue Lantern ring, but I kept fucking up the oath so it gave up and left
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Had a dream I got picked by a Blue Lantern ring, but I kept fucking up the oath so it gave up and left
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Did the video game thing
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uh oh
callie
@COWLIE333
Sep 23
someone who wears this style of glasses is not ensouled
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Just a Walter, Like You retweeted
Mikudapro
@Mikepopularpro
Sep 22
how it feels to be a sensitive young man:
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That's how it is on this bitch of an earth.
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I didn't know "That's how it is on this bitch of an earth." was from Waiting For Godot
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I found it in the exhaust
Just a Walter, Like You@W_Defender
2 Dec 2025
Fixing the dryer was going well until a small clip ring sprung off its place and flew who knows where. I am never going to find it
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𝘺𝘻𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝜗𝜚˚⋆*⋆: ♕︎@gruesomegf
Sep 11
in honor of suicide prevention awareness month, what are some reason you haven’t killed yourself?
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Finished Nadja by André Breton. Have you wanted to read a book about a man who has an affair with a schizophrenic woman and through his weird surrealist ideals makes her condition so bad she is committed to a sanitarium? No? Don't worry this is a "surrealist romance"
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I gotta start posting pictures of the books I've read so you all think I'm smart
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Cheap Ass Gamer
@videogamedeals
Sep 11
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Appropriating Minnesotan culture. (I made a hot dish)
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Prediction: when the Ocarina of Time remake comes out there's gonna be a ton of YouTube videos from musicians to see if the game recognizes songs from other instruments. They're gonna start with piano, move on to flute, then weird shit like accordian or theremin
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I'm a lucky boy
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Who knew the silly cartoon movie would be about the unshakable endurance of the human spirit
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My most obscure strong opinion is that they should make a movie adaptation of The Night Land. Of course, in my mind Phil Tippett does the effects so anything that happens now would probably not live up to my expectations.
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Kafka on the Shore is one weird ass book
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Listen I know Murakami didn't exactly write women well, or much like humans, but I didn't expect a "based debatebro OWNS femi-nimrods!" section in this book
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Hear me out
allison harvard burke
@alliharvard
Aug 28
charlotte's web (1973)
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