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A girl told me I reminded her of James Corden, but I never said anything funny to her, so what she probably means is "You're fat, but you clean up alright."
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I'd rather hang out with gay theater kids than someone who always looks like he's gonna lock the door behind you
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MAGA are very deliberately trying to change the accepted definition of "protest" to mean "riot" because it allows them to disregard "protesters" as violent leftists. Same reason they call every Democrat a "communist", they can decide they're evil from the start without thought.
This is where a lot of you've got it twisted.
There is no Constitutional Right in the United States to protest, that's right. You heard me. There is no Constitutional, right that protects you to protest. What does exist is the right to peacefully assemble. That's it. No riots, no chaos, no burning shit down, no intimidation, no blocking roads, no screaming obscenities.
Peacefully assemble. You have the right to stand there. You have right to hold a sign. You have the right to assemble peacefully.
Quietly lawfully without trampling every one else's rights.
The moment it becomes loud, destructive, coercive or threaten, it stops being protected and it becomes lawlessness. I'm glad we could clear that up!
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The duality of man
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I don't know why a sticker company feels the need to weigh in on politics but there's plenty of alternatives out there
Donald Trump was shot.
I don’t care what your political views are but the hate for Trump and his supporters has gone too far.
People are terrified to admit they support Trump. I’ve been scared myself.
Americans shouldn’t live in fear.
I support Trump. Many at Sticker Mule do.
Many at Sticker Mule also support Biden.
The political hate needs to stop.
Today a bullet almost killed Donald Trump.
He’s got 5 kids. One’s still a teenager.
No one should have to die and sacrifice the happiness of their family to run for office.
If Donald Trump can risk that, the least the rest of us can do is vocalize our support and help end the hate.
The more people realize that kind-hearted, compassionate people support Trump, the sooner the hate will end.
I’m speaking up today and will do more in the future to stop this insane political hate.
Awesome people, all over the world, love Trump. Don’t limit your friendships, and diminish your happiness by indulging in political hate.
Vocalize your support. Stop the hate.
Anthony Constantino
Cofounder, Sticker Mule
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I've always wanted to get a lapdance to Tiger Mountain Peasant Song
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Assassin's Creed is about using DNA to play a magical time-travelling VR game so a Christian cult can find toys left behind by aliens
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Step 1 of writing a diss track: Establish for the record that you are certainly not a pedophile
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*looking at a literal call for genocide he made 6 months ago*
"Haha, yep, that's me. The old days, huh? Wild."
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WaitTheresMoore retweeted
Nick Mullen's special put it so accurately "Alright, we've got our evil plan to control the world, there's just one part left... The clues!"
