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Samantha Taylor | Writer| Werking mom | In my ma'am era https://nitter.cf/t.co/X1KKuPS5Fs

 California, USA
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Joined April 2013
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That's cute the way you spell "bragging" as "blessed".
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LFG! 🏄‍♀️
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Nothing says "I have my shit together" quite like the people who already have their Halloween decorations down, and are not skipping straight to Christmas but in fact have Thanksgiving decorations up. 🦃🍂
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I'm just really disappointed that my husband forgot about me on this very special day for me that is Boss's Day. 💄📢
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Does your husband also "poop" approximately 40 times a day for 800 hours each time?
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I feel like "calling out of work bitchy" should be a thing for perimenopausal women.
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Ruth has been waiting her whole life for this moment. ⚰️💀
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If there's any event in the universe not scheduled for weekends this month, I haven't met it yet. 😮‍💨
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My 11 YO daughter has been carrying various containers of homemade emotional support slime everywhere. And now I need emotional support slime because of the emotional support slime.
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My daughter in the car with her friend while I'm driving: "Mom, didn't you have a crush on an animated dinosaur when you were young?" Me: 😶
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We are watching Scary Movie 3 and my teenage son said he hopes he doesn't "die of cringe", so please send him your thoughts and prayers. 🙏🏼
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When you're a people person, but then perimenopause.😮‍💨
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It's a good thing there's no such thing as a dumb question. Because I ask my cat 400 times a day if she is a good girl.
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Totally normal perimenopausal thoughts like: "I love my family so much. And not a one of them better come home anytime soon."
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How I'm watching the new Taylor Hanson fans now that he's on Dancing With The Stars.
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I thought I invented the term "vedgie" for a front wedgie. I looked it up and it already exists. But it's just good to know I am among fellow creatives.
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Hey @HydroFlask we are here to see Ed Sheeran for my daughter's 11th birthday and they made us throw out her favorite Hydroflask. Can you help us out?
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Hey @HydroFlask we are here to see Ed Sheeran for my daughter's 11th birthday and they made us throw out her favorite Hydroflask. Can you help us out?
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I try to teach my children to be body- positive, and also I just yelled from the motel bathroom mid-period in my mid-40s "OMG! Do not come in here! It looks like a literal murder scene."
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This is a friend's front porch, and I feel it accurately depicts my social capabilities and mood mid-period in my mid-40s. 💀
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