Walnuss

really like nebula. most nfts are just community cope with no real pricing. this one pairs the collection to something that already has a market (token, stock or rwa) and the mint moves with it up to 50x. holders also take 25% of the mints on those paired launches. so you’re not just betting on the jpeg, you’re getting leveraged exposure plus a cut of the volume. on elysium this actually makes sense. first nft thing in a while that doesn’t feel completely detached from the rest of the market. $nebula 0x8007567d13f61c81cAf5Ea6AF38C187d02699122

Don’t get fooled by pumpfun’s last update It’s like the abusive bf who beats the shit out of his gf then buys her chocolates so she thinks everything is sunshine and flowers again We all know he’ll beat her the next day anyway It’s in pumpfun’s blood

year 2034 yesterday the last guy bridged from solana to robinhood chain alon is selling hotdogs on streets mert got a hair transplant and now into some weird esoteric shit after rapid fall of solana, toly went full schizo and now practicing indian monk shit cented and ethan prosper came out as a gay couple and have a mukbang youtube channel with 300k followers

me transitioning from solana to robinhood

POV: You are holding a coin and you see that Duve is in too

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niggas be asking 500 stars to dm them all while being the most useless person you know in your whole contact list

so decided to use discord after a long time and this is the first thing I open 😭 orangie a freak man

bro even tiktok niggas are now clowning him 😭

kimchi tweaking bruh 😭

one nigga in my uni was watching threadguy on lunch break and acting like he's part of a niche community brohter I have bad news for you

called a plumber to unclog my toilet nigga came in full chrome hearts and just flexed his daytona and left idk what to do rn, im ngl shit damaged me mentally

let's be friends my name is walnuss and I trade memecoins what about you?

i think the biggest runners of the next bull will spawn in instagram/tiktok trenches people there are not experienced and just buy stuff for "lols" and if fomo goes mainstream, people can literally buy coins via apple/google pay there imagine how much buyers can a 1 video with 10 million views bring and now imagine if one of them goes mainstream and whole tiktok starts posting about it the ceiling of the previous run was $5B mc next run tho, imo, we will see $50B+ mc memes

crypto neobanks are gonna take over when mfs will release that it's an overall better experience from every fucking viewpoint business owners are tired of dogshit stripe with their "clients are always right" motto and regular users are tired of dogshit antifraud, where you need to wait 2 days just to buy smth expensive

no one finds a coin funnier than the nigga holding 9 figs pos of it

🚨 BREAKING: Crypto streamer @gainzy222 reportedly dead at 48 after an Iranian ballistic missile strike destroyed his home. He blew up during the 2021 bull run, making $10M at his peak before losing it all in brutal fashion, becoming one of crypto’s most talked-about stories Unverified reports recently linked him to a high-profile CEO assassination case, but nothing was ever confirmed. Details still developing.

how it feels scrolling through telegram group chats of dying coins and seeing niggas who put their live savings in them coping and doing all kinds of mental gymnastics