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Teacher: what's the name of this animal?
Me: GOAT
Teacher: Then why did you write Eminem?
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Except it’s the Senate President in question, an ordinary Senator is literally a nobody where the governor stands in the state.
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24/7 government provided electricity.
Can’t believe these men in government travel round the world, and still can’t fix something as minimal as this in big 2026.
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Egbami oooooo
Salary on the 21st kehhhh
No ooooooo
Nooooooooooooo
I don’t want abegggggg
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That's why I always laugh to stupor when a woman who has had partners in the past, has always been sexually active - gets to my turn & remembers to use sex as a bargaining chip.
I really subscribe to abstinence but what exactly do you take me for. 😂
Women funny die.
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🚨 Cesc Fàbregas 𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗦 telling his players to stop running at 4-0:
"I regret the last ten minutes because I was the one who told the team to slow down the tempo because there's another match and at 4-0 we could manage things a little.
“I told the players to stop running and stay in the middle and that is something I regret because I'm the first to always push them to fight until the end."
“Their goal hurt me because we dropped our intensity and dropped our defensive block, but it was my fault.”
[@BeanymanSports]
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A couple of days ago, Lionel Messi's wife, Antonela Roccuzzo, shared this photo of Messi and his son Ciro repping Como's new jersey for this season 🔥
Turns out it was Cesc Fabregas who sent Messi's son the jersey. Tonight, that jersey was used to put four goals past Manchester United 😮💨
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You’re not supposed to fock back during missionary. Just lay down, spread your legs and take it like a good girl.
