Embrace the glorious mess that you are. 💯%🇰🇪

Surely my dads son! Screw up! Man-u Living for an African F1!

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Here to have fun. Arsenal.

Gets stuff done

The Realest!

Data analytics and Finance |ChelseaFC | M3

I AN'I ARE THE ROOTS

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X is the GREATEST

Recovering software engineer, now in Operations. Pay is worse, patience is thinner, but nobody is paging me to fix a broken deployment on a Friday.

Born to Joke forced to Adult...

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