☆✨ Rob ✨ ☆

I was able to get out for a walk tonight. It looks like all of the micro Fae are busy building their fuzzy dirigibles to escape before the Ice Queen comes. If you had a seeing glass you could see two fat women in a gondola, smoking pipes and telling filthy jokes in their patois.

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My kids are staying down at school this Halloween, so I’m passing out candy by myself in my Fiend Club shirt. I’m doing full size candy bars, too. I think I need a coffee to get ready.

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🎶 Reindeer on my buttcheeks makes me happy I’m pretty sure that’s a John Denver song

The algo on my IG feed put a lesbian in a pickle costume telling me that she is proud of me. I’m gonna put that in the ‘W’ column for the day.

Good morning! ☀️ I took the day off and I slept in. I hope you guys have a good day.

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I’m tempted to go with this look. Realistically, I could go with any look I want and nobody would really care. I’d grow a bigass Mohawk if I could grow hair on my head and replace my eyebrows with rows of safety pins. It wouldn’t change anything.

First moon shot through the scope. Usually I have to digitally zoom a shot this size and I wind up losing sharpness. This isn't cropped at all. It's pretty sharp. Keeping the camera pointed at the moon was the challenge, though. Pretty cool. I'll get better at this.

I got the final piece to get clear pictures out of my spotting scope! Woohoo! 🎉 I hope it stays clear tonight. Imma wanna getta picture of the moon.

My partner can’t pick a movie either. We’ll just skip it and (raises eyebrows suggestively) do other things.

Good morning, nerds! ☀️ I got the big 4 of horror, Abbey Road style today. I do have a business smock with me, in case I have to look the part at all today. I hope you all have a terror filled day (in a fun way)! 🫶🏻

I need to go to bed, but little guy is super happy using me as a cat bed. Imma give him a couple more minutes.

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I just got a package on the front porch. I’m totally wearing this to work tomorrow.

In the end, I'm kicking down the door and I'm taking this over I'm cleaning the slate In the end they'll be my light in the dark When the sun goes down When the sun goes down on me

Good morning, hosers! ☀️ I had to take my business smock off already. It’s too hot in the hot tub. I’m a busy beaver in my first week at the new job. May your cupcakes be delightfully frosted today 🫶🏻