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Warren Holstein

@WarrenHolstein

Major foodie. Brooklyn dad. Lover of unique homes and hoods. Bourbon enthusiast. Licensed real estate salesperson @BHSworldwide

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined April 2009
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Mortgage rated dropped below 6% for the 1st time in 4 yrs! What does it mean? Happy to discuss the latest implications and connect you w/ my network of specialized lenders to help take advantage of the latest changes in fiscal policy. Hint: It’s good news. bhsusa.com/agents/warren-hol…
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Gearing up for a busy 2026! Here for all your NYC seller and buyer needs. Check me out at: warren-holstein.bhsagent.com…
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I've been spotlighted! bhsusa.com/blog/post/the-bhs…
The BHS Agent Spotlight on Warren Holstein and Josh Carter

The BHS Agent Spotlight on Warren Holstein and Josh Carter

This week, we spotlight Warren Holstein and Joshua Carter, recent recruits to our Park Slope office who bring a unique twist to the world of real estate. Former stand-up comedians, Warren and Josh...

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I have a 100% trade deficit with the lady that irons my suits. She offers something way more efficiently and at a much better price than I can do myself. And in exchange, I spend the time I would otherwise be wasting on pressing my suits offering financial services at 1,000x the hourly GDP rate as I paid her to afford me this time. Am I getting ripped off by her? Should I start steaming my own suits instead of offering financial services? Would that make me better off? Would I be richer because of it?
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In process of moving all content to: bsky.app/profile/warrenholst… Find all future musings there.
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