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Poet. But with air quotes.

Charleston, SC
Joined May 2009
jesus: *dying on the cross* conservative christians: “we should live stream this”
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BREAKING: More Americans think the moon landing was faked than approve of Congress
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Statement by President George W. Bush on Robert Mueller: "Laura and I are deeply saddened by the loss of Robert Mueller. Bob dedicated his life to public service. As a Marine in Vietnam, he proved he was ready for tough assignments. He earned a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart before returning home to pursue law. In 2001, only one week into the job as the 6th Director of the F.B.I., Bob transitioned the agency mission to protecting the homeland after September 11. He led the agency effectively, helping prevent another terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Laura and I send our heartfelt sympathy to his wife of nearly 60 years, Ann, and the Mueller family."
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After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.
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Whether you believe God created the universe or not, this is worth 1 min of your time.
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What’s the best meme you’ve ever made? I’ll go first…
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✨ Let the party planning commence ✨ Conference room, five minutes. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲: 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑
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This is an actual ad from the FBI. nitter.cf/contrer_as/status/1655…
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It's easy to make judgments about other peoples' work. You must be ruthless about your own writing. #writingtips #amwriting
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West African restaurant opening in Charleston’s East Side this spring postandcourier.com/food/west…
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boy, do i have a religion for you
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Chika Ofili, the 12 year old boy who devised a formula to test a number for divisibility by 7 [read more: buff.ly/3d88y7s]
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This runner exited a train, ran to the next stop, on got back on the same train
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Today is the day! DEAD MEDIUMS is in the world! Congratulations to @deadmediumdan! tridentcafe.com/trident-pres…
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My book comes out in two days. If you like strange happenings in the South, give it a shot. tridentcafe.com/trident-pres…
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Colorado has announced Deion Sanders as their next head coach.
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Back when the @nuggets uniforms were perfection.
On this day in 1991... MJ swished a free throw with his eyes closed!
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Let's bring this one back. If the Broncos had scored exactly 18 points in regulation of every game, they would be 9-1. 18 points.
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In fact, I did not.
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