@WaterbedC

Providing the easiest payment terms to waterbed connoisseurs everywhere. Finance up to 90 months. Low, low rates, bimonthly payment plans available.

Joined May 2019
Shout out to Coach for the referrals!
Replying to @NancyMace
If you know the right people, like the good folks at @WaterbedC
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He’s already called us, we’re already said no. We don’t need another repo professional @chainsawwade
BREAKING: Former NFL Cornerback Charles Tillman resigns from the FBI because of President Trump’s immigration policies.
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Let this be a lesson to everyone out there.
So, my first mistake in Florida was buying a bed at @AshleyHomeStore - first delivery, they were missing parts so they took the bed back. Today, they deliver again and ran out the door without my approval and signature. Two of the rods under the slats are the wrong length They didn’t even put the bunky board or the mattress on it either. I haven’t had a bed to sleep on in a week. This has been an unBOLD experience.
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Waterbed Finance Center retweeted
America
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Kato, we’ve been trying to contact you regarding your delinquent waterbed payments
Puff Daddy is a BAD man!! His Heisman trophy should be taken away from him
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Aaron, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your past due waterbed payments.
Literal cages. Not even metaphorical ones. Literal ones.
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The WNBA financed its waterbeds.
The New York Liberty won the WNBA Championship last year.
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That’s @chainsawwade’s older brother Kingston getting some payback for us in Iraq for quite a few delinquent waterbeds in the Al-Salam Palace.
You also stole my country's gold when I was a soldier.
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While on the surface this seems like a bad thing, always remember the money you spend paying cash for your waterbed could be spent on essentials, such as a new tattoo, or rims for your Altima.
BREAKING 🚨: Considered by many economists as key economic bellwether on the health of the U.S. economy, the amount of Americans financing waterbeds has hit an all time high, while those outright purchasing waterbeds is at record lows. After viewing this data Warren Buffet said a recession is imminent.
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Doesn’t this seem oddly specific? Are Chinese Daos ok? How about Scottish Claymores? We should start selling (and financing) Mameluke Swords for defensive purposes only, of course.
Confirmed: Ninja swords will be banned by this summer. When we promise action we take it.
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No, but we did miss your waterbed payment.
I’m baaaack! Did you miss me?
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No dice Mexico.
In support of the new tariffs we will be raising the Apr on all current and future waterbed loans by 25% in Canada and Mexico.
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In support of the new tariffs we will be raising the Apr on all current and future waterbed loans by 25% in Canada and Mexico.
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Kelly’s husband financed their waterbed. Pretty sure she’s finding out right now.
My husband is an alpha male. Not only is he a 6’4” ex-college football player, he works hard and provides for his family. He loves me dearly and is an amazing dad to our daughters. I’m the luckiest woman alive. I just asked him if he knew who Andrew Tate was. He said he’s heard the name, but has no idea who he is or anything about him. I showed him a few videos, I can’t repeat what he said without being too vulgar in this post… I applaud the real men on this app shaming these beta Tate soy-boys. Real alpha men give zero f’s about the Tate bros.
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This is how sports talk should work, and we’d be happy to sponsor a cage match between these two. @WWE @ufc
Shannon Sharpe threatens Kirk Herbstreit and Chris Fowler if they ever criticize First Take again.
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Listen, when we tell you delinquent waterbed payments will follow you for the rest of your life, we’re not kidding.
I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday. I appreciate their thoughtful feedback - and the incredible support of so many. While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump/Vance Transition. There is no time to waste on a needlessly protracted Washington scuffle, thus I'll be withdrawing my name from consideration to serve as Attorney General. Trump's DOJ must be in place and ready on Day 1. I remain fully committed to see that Donald J. Trump is the most successful President in history. I will forever be honored that President Trump nominated me to lead the Department of Justice and I'm certain he will Save America.
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Replying to @3YearLetterman
I agree. Canada was invited to become American under article 11 The Articles of the Confederation but chose to stay British. Imagine being offered SEC championships and choosing cricket.
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Let’s find out what the world really cares about:
71%Mike Tyson
4%Jake Paul
24%Either one TKO
49 votes • Final results
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A vote for @3YearLetterman brings this back:
Zero risk of this happening lol
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We are waiting for @3YearLetterman to complete his game review before we acknowledge the final score.
Replying to @3YearLetterman
We officially pick Georgia to beat Alabama. How is this even controversial?
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