@WaterlooVoodoo

All trash, no trailer | Keystone Light enthusiast | SEC zealot | proud member of the Mullet Hall of Fame | BURNER POSSE | #GigEm

Republic of Texas
Joined June 2024
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"How many beers are you gonna have tonight?"
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Absolute NUKE pulled on Facebook earlier… 💣 …hope he gets max value 💰
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Fullback. Winston. Miller Genuine Draft. 3 things America used when it was once a proper country.
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Siddharth Jawahar - the guy who scammed Travis Kelce and many others for over $35M, entered the U.S. in 2005 to study at UT Austin. And 21 years after entering and remaining illegally, he’s now behind bars. But yeah - those were all Texans in that photo. 🤡
There’s way more to the Siddharth Jawahar story. Jawahar came to the U.S. from India in 2005, around age 17 or 18. Prosecutors later described him as unlawfully present. One of the earliest public-record addresses associated with him is 5101 Guadalupe Street in Austin, an area heavily associated with UT student housing. Court records call Jawahar a college graduate. But we still haven’t identified the college. That becomes more interesting because, in a recorded jail call, he referred to a “college buddy” who became a “big hedge fund guy.” His biography also says he began his finance career at Morgan Stanley. I still haven’t found records confirming his dates, title or role. By 2010, Jawahar was involved in creating Swiftarc Capital. One of the important early Swiftarc figures, Siamc Kamalie, a then-recent UT graduate, who previously worked at UTIMCO. They managed the investment assets for the University of Texas and Texas A&M systems. None of that proves Jawahar attended UT. But an early UT-area address, an unidentified college degree, a “college buddy” in hedge funds, and an early business partner coming directly out of UTIMCO make the missing education history worth answering. In 2021, campaign-finance records show Jawahar gave $13,704 to Steve Demetriou’s Ohio House campaign. For those unaware, federal law bars foreign nationals from contributing to U.S. elections unless they are lawful permanent residents. Texas regulators found Swiftarc engaged in securities fraud beginning in 2019 and revoked its registration in 2022. Prosecutors say Jawahar continued taking investor money afterward and the scheme exceeded $35 million. After indictment, prosecutors say Jawahar coached a victim, lied about his finances and immigration status, and asked his sister to wipe his iPhone. While awaiting sentencing, Jawahar hired Axiom Strategies for $10,000. A recorded jail call captured Jeff Roe of Axiom discussing promoted media and geofencing the judge’s home. Days later, Congressman Sam Graves requested a 48-month sentence. Graves’ campaign had paid Axiom about $1.77 million since 2006. Roe was once Graves’ Chief of Staff. The Houston Chronicle described the Roe-Graves relationship as exceptionally close; Roe’s wife also worked in Graves’ congressional office. Jawahar ultimately received 11 years in prison and $31.35 million in restitution. But the beginning of the story is still remarkably unclear: Where did he attend college? Was it in Austin? What exactly did he do at Morgan Stanley? Who is this hedge-fund “college buddy”? How did he enter Austin’s investment network so quickly? What was his immigration status through all of this? And given the documented campaign contribution, alleged obstruction, false statements and post-indictment conduct, are there additional violations that should be investigated or charged? Beware: The rabbit hole is deep on this one. He was clearly adept at exploiting the transfer of trust - but I can’t help but wonder what his partners knew.
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Someone on my street puts out light, nonsensical lawn signs. Replaces them every few weeks. I assume he’s mocking lawn sign people and if so, I need to meet him.
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Ed Sheeran has the tattoos of an aryan brotherhood member in a Pixar movie.
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The dishes are in the sink because people ate. The shoes are by the door because people came home. The toys are scattered everywhere because people were happy. Some of the mess is proof of a good life. Stay grateful.
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These are the good ol’ days
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The older I get, the more I understand why my dad stood in the garage doing absolutely nothing.
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Andy Reid is actually INSANE Kenneth Walker said the film they watched to learn this play was tough to see because it was from the 1900's LMFAOOO (@goldmctNFL)
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Guy in my plumbing class said his wife drinks 30 beers a day and wakes him up for sex at 4am
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Travis County isn't Texas. Austin politics don't define statewide values. Austin is an anomaly
If you look at a crowd of diverse Texas students celebrating together and see a “problem,” the problem isn’t the students. This is what Texas looks like. And if you don’t like it, you can leave.
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Everyone addressing their fantasy football teams today
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Walking to the couch to sit in the same spot for 10 straight hours only to get up to eat and use the bathroom
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UT can never be called the flagship university of our state
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RED. WHITE. AND BLUE.
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Treat yourself 😭👌🏻⚡️🌱🔥💨
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What it looks like every time they cut the camera to the Texas student section
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