Texan. Longhorn grad. Just a lot of tweets about the Longhorns, Astros, Rockets, Texans, Arsenal, and golf.

Houston, TX
Joined December 2008
We just say Texas. When someone asks where I went to school I have never said ā€œUTā€
Okay… I’ll say it. The whole ā€œReal UTā€ debate is so f-ing stupid.
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HEB is about to make me buy a skeleton Longhorn aren’t they?
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I love my psychotic manager
ā€œFor Mikel, the game doesn’t start in the dressing room – it starts in the team meeting a few hours before. On that day, it was the most interesting meeting of my life. I have never seen something like that before and I don’t think I’ll ever see it again,ā€ Zinchenko said in his book, ā€œBelieveā€. ā€œWe had lunch in the hotel where we stay before home games. It’s always the same waiters, the same familiar faces of the staff, whom I guess are chosen for being very discreet. There was one guy, though, I had never seen before, a waiter serving hot drinks. I didn’t think much about it. He must have been a new guy. ā€œIn the final match-day meetings, we rarely sit down to watch any clips or look at a tactics board. Mikel is doing them very differently, in his own way. He will have us playing cards or little ball games to get those competitive juices flowing. He wants to switch us on, activate our minds. In the first part of that meeting, he laid out lots of cards on a big table. They had football terms like ā€˜man on’, ā€˜set piece’, ā€˜win your duel’ and so on written on them. He said, ā€˜Okay guys, we need to start the game with winning your duel. Who’s going to take that first card?’ You had to pick it out before the other team at the other end of the table got there. It doesn’t sound like much, but footballers are such a competitive lot, even a simple game like that becomes fiercely contested.ā€ This is where it gets interesting. ā€œThen, for the second part, Mikel announced it was going to be another ā€˜players vs staff freestyle battle’. The other day, it had been me against Nicolas ā€˜Nico’ Jover, our set-piece specialist, and I had won. So the manager says, ā€˜It’s rematch today. Alex, let’s see if you can do it again.’ So I get up and do a few tricks and so on. Then it’s Nico’s turn. But he’s holding his hamstring, saying he’s injured and can’t play. Mikel looks around the room and says, ā€˜We need a substitute. Anyone?’ At that moment, that waiter raises his hand. Mikel says, ā€˜Okay. You can try.’ And guess what? This guy is killing it. He’s basically destroying us. He even nutmegs Saka. Everyone’s is looking at each other like, ā€˜What the fuck is this?’ Everyone’s cheering him on and laughing. ā€œTurns out he’s a professional freestyler with millions of followers whom Mikel had planted at the hotel as a waiter. You realise how much work must have gone into that behind the scenes. That guy was there for at least three hours undercover, serving up coffee and cakes and waiting patiently for his big moment. The mood in the camp was incredible after that. People were buzzing on the way to the bus. That whole thing really pushed the right buttons. But it happens so often. Every one of Mikel’s meetings is special.ā€ You cannot stop finding a way to win.
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I wish Twitter would stop DM’ing me community notes
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When you look at schedules like this... the SEC moving to 9 games and then also requiring that at least 1 of the non conference games be against a Power 4 team shows how bad they got worked by the Big 10
You're probably saying to yourself "at some point Indiana's schedule has to hit law of averages and be challenging." But let's take a look at 2028
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Texas' schedule in 2028 includes: Notre Dame LSU OU at Florida at Ole Miss at A&M
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Congratulations to Texas Athletics HOF member Chip Robertson on being inducted into the SEC Equipment Hall of Fame after many years of dedicated service. 🤘 For Texas, you did. 🤘
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the previous ownership
Time to confess: What's the one limited time menu item you're still thinking about? šŸ¤”šŸ” We're listening…
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"When I stood on the sidelines at DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium Saturday night and looked up at the seats filled with incredible fans, I saw Longhorns. It’s the same remarkable view I have at graduation ceremonies and anytime I’m on campus. I’m proud to celebrate all our Longhorn students today and every day. Thank you for making us proud." Kevin P. Eltife, Chairman of the UT System Board of Regents
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Texas takes the throne. presented by: @renasant
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It's time to put some respect on Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium. 21 wins in 22 games since 2023 6-1 against ranked opponents 3-1 against top-10 opponents This is not the wine-and-cheese group of the 2010s. Texas' home-field advantage is one of the best in the sport.
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Don’t stop believin’
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Texas final 3 drives: 15 plays, 91 yards, TD 13 plays, 72 yards, TD 12 plays, 73 yards, TD Score: 21-0 Texas in the 4th #HookEm
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Steve Sarkisian just taking this one in.
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Don’t mess with Texas
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