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David Simmons

@WholeTimeDavid

Writer 🔫Fetty on the Switches (@clashbooks) 🦟Eradicator (@apocalypsepartypress) 🩸Ghosts of East Baltimore (@brokenriverbooks)

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Joined February 2009
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***PREORDER NOW*** apocalypse-party.com/eradica… Very excited to share the trailer for my upcoming book with Apocalypse Party. “Drugs. Sex. Paranoia. Her life is unraveling fast—and something new is taking shape. When it does, people will die. ERADICATOR
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This shit is terrifying
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A publisher will send you back 3000 edit comments on your shit and you will be like, “wow, writing is a lot of work, this is really hard like a job” but then it’s like, nooooo it isn’t lol 😅 you could be working in the quarry inhaling silica dust and all that
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This the hardest record I’ve heard in years
HoodFamousTV (@HoodFamousTV_) profile pictureHoodFamousTV
@HoodFamousTV_Oct 27
Project Pat drops a video for Church's Chicken
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Yo imagine being a papist in 1633 England and you’ve just sold all your worldly goods and then you set sail in your travel attire and you make it 6 miles and then there’s no wind for 24 days so you and everybody have to eat each other
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Codeine, sex, and violence in Gulf Coast Texas. Cowboy up. Thanksgiving 2026.
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Lmao
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Hanna Karras (@hihannakarras) profile pictureHanna Karras@hihannakarrasOct 24
nothing anyone on here has ever written or will write will be funnier than this cbsnews.com/baltimore/news/b…
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What are you talking about? BGF runs the entire Maryland prison system.
Enemy Of the State (@amw3600) profile pictureEnemy Of the State@amw3600Oct 24
Replying to @ajclassicjr
BGF was a prison organization that was meant to be a BLA/underground prison faction of the panthers. They degenerated into making peace treaties with nazis and got played out by the Crips lol that’s why ain’t no BGFs anywhere
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The bigger I get, the shorter my bio get. IYKYK
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TOAD PSALM by B.R. Yeager A clairvoyant woman falls backward and forward in time following the death of her husband. Cover art by DD Herschlein Coming in 2027!!
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Hey y’all remember that song by that band called Candlebox that was talking about getting left far behind man that shit was stupid as fuck and my bad for any grammatical errors I’m on talk to text driving and it don’t always understand my accent
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This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: 1. Mandy 2. District 9 3. Belly
The Dad Lit Pod (est. 2025) (@thedadlitpod) profile pictureThe Dad Lit Pod (est. 2025)@thedadlitpodOct 16
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: 1. The Big Lebowski 2. Seven 3. Back to the Future Three
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e rathke@radicalyddeOct 14
Have you checked out Broken Katana on @Kickstarter yet? We're fully funded and working on Stretch Goals to get this big beautiful book illustrated!
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e rathke@radicalyddeOct 13
The campaign is live right now! 500 pages of swashbucklin, monster huntin, and cyberpunkin! From @brokenriverbks
e rathke (@radicalydde) profile picturee rathke@radicalyddeAug 11
Broken Katana is coming mid-October! This is an omnibus collection of Howl, Iron Wolf, Broken Katana, and a yet unreleased fourth novel! I know the video says March 17th, but here we are.
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Idk, at the time I was trapping out the apartment
Riqs (@riqsz5) profile pictureRiqs
@riqsz5Oct 12
For those who were adults during the 2008 financial crisis, what was your holy crap, the economy is actually crashing moment?
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2Slimey makes the worst music I have ever heard in my life, and yet, it is also the best music I have ever heard in my life
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Yo @Betta_Mo look, it’s over
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexOct 8
A piece of childhood gone 🍕💔 After nearly 60 years on grocery store shelves, Mama Celeste Pizza is officially being discontinued. Conagra is phasing out the beloved frozen pizza brand, with its products expected to disappear completely by early 2027.
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I just found out what a pergola is today. That’s dumb as hell. Imagine somebody offers you a roof and you’re like, nah, I just need multiple slats.
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🔥🔥🔥 This is mine
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Grant Wamack (@grant_wamack) profile pictureGrant Wamack@grant_wamackOct 7
The 9 books I’ll never forget…
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This the worst thing I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading
Derek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore (@MobtownDare) profile pictureDerek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore@MobtownDareOct 6
dundalk with twice as much shit in it today.
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STAMP 💯💯💯
🪓BK🪢 (@bradkelly) profile picture🪓BK🪢
@bradkellyOct 5
Over 50 reviews now on Goodreads. Mostly 5s. None of them solicited. It's a good book. You don't have to take my word for it.
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