Union Plumber / Truck Driver from Baltimore. ¡C.R.E.A.M. Cats Rule Everything Around Me! Add me on Marvel Rivals: Wignorant
Baltimore, MD
Joined January 2009
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Watch, when they finally show why Thor was crying people are going to cheer in the theater like when Cap picked up Mjolnir.
Just ran out of candy for the first time since I moved in here. I had so many trick or treaters, it was awesome. I went from handing out like 8 pieces a kid down to a single each. My neighbor said this is most we have ever had in the neighborhood since she moved there 45 yrs ago.
My cat Susan gets so freaking embarrassed when I have to wipe her butt for her. It’s like she knows she needs the help in her old years, but is so damn upset about it. She will sit there still as hell, ass up letting me clean her off while she hisses and screams at me.
Whoever invented Pepcid Complete, I hope is getting all the sloppy top they can handle for the rest of their life. Ive had the worst heartburn of my life all day. I went from thinking I was about to have to call 911 to feeling completely fine in like 20 min. Really good stuff.
I know I can’t be the only one kinda hoping that some nazis show up to the free Turnstile show in DC so we can stop them out like the old days.
The feeling when you catch your senior cat with kidney disease drinking water out of her fountain is one of the best feelings in the world. Go my little queen. Hydrate.
Taking a benzo when you are in the middle of a panic attack is the best feeling. You can literally feel your stress just float away with every sigh.
Can’t believe I just found out about the Friday the 13th prequel show. It’s one of my favorite series of all time. And it’s looking so good and retro with callbacks to the iconic scenes and feel of the original movies. Can’t wait.
I am having a fucked up day off for the books. Woke up to a power outage, dropped my phone and bottle of medication from my shirt pocket into the cats water bowl, ruining like 10 days worth of ALL my medications, and now my phone is slow as hell and barely working.
Jack from Baltimore retweeted
Every time you interact or engage with val V, you are giving him exactly what he wants
There is no threat or angry comment that you can *tweet* at him to make him change his mind - hes FRIED
He desperately needs attention to spread his bs and yall r giving it to him
Really wrestling with the fact that if I quit my easy steady job to go back to the union, they are working 7-10s and making 5k A WEEK. I just know I won’t ever get this easy driving job back.
Mayor of Kingstown is sooooooooooooo fucking good! I love this show so much. I’m almost on season 3, and I swear to god if Mike and Iris don’t get married I’ll riot.
Jack from Baltimore retweeted
Hey @TonyKhan run a quick tribute to celebrate one of the best and greatest guys in wrestling
