@WildTurkeyShot
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Orchard Park, NY
Joined February 2023
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Putting my best outfit on for the bar just to talk to zero chicks, piss my pants, and uber home alone
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We got 4 of these fake beer filled pins as samples. We’re not gonna make them so these are rare. I’m keeping 1 giving the other 3 away. RT for a chance to win will draw Monday AM :)
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“You must want to spend the rest of your life with yourself first.”
— Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey
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Cris Collinsworth: Raccoons kept getting my tomatoes. So I went out and bought a crossbow and a ghillie suit. I Camped out in my yard, blasted one at 3 AM, and displayed it as a warning. My neighbors called the ASPCA, so I have a court date next week.
Mike Tirico: Second down
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Can't believe I'm sick with the lettuce virus from drinking 27 beers last night
Shout out to the guy at Dollar General who told me to be safe at work tonight. Thanks for jinxing me.
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POV: You're Max Planck and you just used a math hack to fix a glitch in physics.
Now the universe is pixelated and Newton is crying in the corner.
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A guy at work told me he pooped his pants. I asked him if he thought he had that parasitic diarrhea that’s going around and he said “no it’s solid.” So I asked him what happened and he said “I just messed up” and walked to the bathroom.
