WilinLines

Dating is hard when you're hopeless romantic, a dirty mind, a reader, and a man hater at the same time.

When someone asks me for a ride, I drive crazy af so they NEVER ask me again

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

November 1st today & I pray new blessings, new money, good health, & positive vibes all month❤️

Relationship advice for men: If she's important to you, show her. Loudly, clearly, consistently.

I love a man that wanna take u everywhere with him like yayyyyyyyyyyy lemme put my shoes on.

i usually start off shy and then I turn into king julien

as soon as a man find out you not stupid, now you crazy

every day can be halloween if you're haunted by your own life choices

Witches and ghosts don't scare me. I've met people in real life who drained the soul out of me with no costume required.

No Noise November. everybody stfu next month

Rich is not having the latest iPhone. Rich is going on vacation without asking a boss for permission.

If I had a chance to meet you again, l’d block you from day one.

if she not going to a halloween party this weekend, wife her.

Loyal Guys name start with: T,H, E, Y,A,L,L, H,O,E,S

"Are you Single?" I am traumatized, leave me alone.

I want to be more than friends" ok you can be my camera man

Halfof the universe is retrograde right now. Just stfu and don't touch anything.

No more comeback, this time you lost me forever. Take care.

Girl, marry a man who lowers his voice when he realizes you're overwhelmed.