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data nerd, probably real. [email protected]

Juneau, AK
Joined April 2014
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Do you think the ocean at night is spooky to whales? Just cruising through the void like that. Damn.
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One of my favorite facts: Wally Hickel became candidate via the AKIP party because John Sununu called him and told him not to do it. We have a storied tradition of carrying the bit.
Fox is reporting that CBS's Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan was one of those objecting to pursuing the Peltola scandal. Brennan allegedly compared a decoy candidate to voters being confused by different Sununu brothers who have run for office... foxnews.com/media/bari-weiss…
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11.9% of Alaskans have voted early or by absentee (which includes some in-person votes for technical reason) as of 6:30PM Eastern Alaska time. That's ~72.1K votes. ~54.1K votes were cast this time in 2022. Chart by HD:
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How does the state know who I voted for? What about my rights under § 22 of Article I of the Alaska Constitution? First amendment of the U.S. Constitution?
🚨 NOW: Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy announces there will be a FOLLOW-UP with voters who cast their ballot for the fake Dan Sullivan, to see if they meant to vote for the REAL Sen. Dan Sullivan If enough voters were duped, this should be allowed to FLIP the race in the GOP Senator's favor if Peltola's scheme steals the seat!
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10/10 reporting. Really appreciate hearing from relevant parties: the campaigns and candidates, and Alaskans.
My colleagues and I at @alaskapublic spent a lot of time today on the phone with Alaskans asking for their thoughts on the news that Peltola's campaign, according to the NYT, helped recruit the second Dan Sullivan. Here's what they told us. #akleg #aksen alaskapublic.org/news/politi…
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Trivia for years to come: Chorizo wins the sausage race at Game 5 of the World Series
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um pretty sure it's Elisa Rios bringing us one step closer to fulfilling the prophecy. In the old days, we had two Dans Sullivan, one was AG (now Sen.), and the other, Mayor of ANC. AKDOE opened Pandora's box when they foolishly had a look into how to handle a two Dan sitch.
What is the point of the Multiple Dan Sullivans gambit in the context of Alaska's electoral system? This would make more sense in literally any other state.
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You can't handle Two Dans. You need them to collide and find the victor. This is repeated until Final Dan. Each attempt costs greatly. This cost us a weirdo we never knew. Rest easy Elisa. We've got the watch. I'll see you in Valhalla. The quest for Final Dan continues.
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Maybe Peltola was right to call her all those things nitter.cf/samstein/status/211546…
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How each and every hot take finds me:
I’m so tired of lame outside takes on Alaska elections. We don’t vote by party. This graph is from Alaska Public Media 2022. What Murkowski did reflects Alaskans as voters.
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Most Famous Movie Filmed in Each U.S. State
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The two Dans are simultaneously too confusing for Alaskans, yet simple enough to distill into a 30s jingle: After his campaign released a statement about letting the DOJ challenges proceed, Sullivan team is out with a suno clip that tells Alaskans to go ahead and rank Dan.
🎶 Dan S. - or even Dan or Gerry. Just don’t rank Mary!
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"if the Republican Party has become nothing more than the party of Trump, I sincerely question whether this is the party for me" Senator Lisa Murkowski, Republican, 2114 days ago.
Alaskans don’t need any help voting for their preferred candidates, and the State of Alaska has already handled this by clearly distinguishing the candidates on this year’s ballot. The Department of Justice should never have filed this lawsuit. apnews.com/article/alaska-se…
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“In America it is illegal to defeat Republicans in an election”
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration sues to block Alaska Senate race certification if Republican loses, citing candidate name confusion.
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Early voting begins TOMORROW, October 19! Make a pledge to vote and get five friends to do the same. Common sense vs. crazy is on the ballot this year. Vote Republican up and down the ballot. 🇺🇸 Learn about your voting options here: swampthevoteusa.com/alaska/ Thank you @tedcruz for making the long journey to Alaska to support our Alaska First warrior @DanSullivan_AK!
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Imagine starting a new comms job on Monday and your Friday social media post after you get canned ends up being why a Judge issued a weekend order against the whole ass United States. She's irreplaceable.
President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to. It was an honor to work for him.
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I just finished the Norm Doc on @netflix and towards the end, they clipped 2 Cameo videos. Mine was one of them! Couldn’t believe it! Anyway, here’s the whole thing! #NormMacDonald
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