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aspiring doer of justice and lover of kindness. yarn enthusiast. new mexican. (i carry it in my heart.) (opinions are my own)

Albuquerque
Joined July 2008
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Here at Galadriel, we are building a different kind of AI. Instead of a Dark Lord, it will be a queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love it and despair!
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Daniel Williams retweeted
A Flock play in one act: Procarceral Twitter: Hey, got a proposition for ya. Us (slowly moving hands away from pockets and *not* resisting): Go on. PT: So you know those guys who are almost never prosecuted for violent crimes they commit, steal more money with civil forfeiture than actual robbers, and assert qualified immunity even when they and everyone else knows they violated the plaintiff’s rights? Us: You mean cops? PT: Yeah, them. Us: What about them? PT: We’re gonna give them the ability to surveil everyone everywhere all the time without suspicion or permission. Us: Geez, that sounds like a horrible idea. Will there be systems in place to prevent obvious abuses like stalking exes and romantic prospects? PT: None whatsoever. Us: Are we going to vote on this at least? PT: No. We’re mostly going to install these systems without asking or notifying the public in a skulking, utterly undemocratic way. But then we’ll say that because you could have stopped them and didn’t, you must want them. Us: But how were we supposed to stop them when we didn’t even know about them until they were already installed? PT: Do what now? Us: Never mind. Are we at least going to make cops accountable for the inevitable abuse of this new technology? PT: Of course not. I mean, we’re going to promise accountability, obviously, but we’re not going to mean it. Us: That tracks. Anything else? PT: Yeah, we’re going to wildly overstate the benefits of this new system while systematically discounting every cost except out-of-pocket ones. Us: Like you do with drug prohibition. PT: Exactly. So what do you think—are you in? Us: Not remotely. PT: Well, I guess that’s because you’re a criminal-loving Wokester who doesn’t care if your children get kidnapped and sold to meth addicts in Portland. Us: Don’t ever change, PT.
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Daniel Williams retweeted
Anyone else over 30 and feeling the best they’ve ever felt? Man I love the gym.
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I love the gym cuz seeing the same 5 people everyday and never talking to them is my kind of socialising
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Sometimes you need to remind yourself who the fuck you are Get after it
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Hear me out. Taking PTO from Wednesday to Wednesday is better than taking Monday to Friday off.
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I got a call tonight from a constituent whose son is in federal prison He explained that he hasn’t heard from his son in several days (which is unusual for him), that his son suffers from multiple, potentially life-threatening health conditions that are going untreated in prison, and that he needed to know whether his son was still alive He sent me the main switchboard number for the prison in question (which is on the east coast), and I called the number Someone answered almost immediately I explained who I was and why I was calling, and in particular that I needed to know whether this particular inmate was alive and well The guy scolded me three times for calling “too f***ing late” and refused to tell me anything Only when I persisted did he agree to check his records to confirm that the inmate in question was alive and well After checking a list briefly, he came back to the phone and said “he’s here, and he’s alive and receiving the treatment he needs” (His parents assure me that that’s simply not true) I asked politely if someone could leave the inmate a message asking him to call his parents in the morning He said, “it’s too late” I responded, “I don’t mean now, I mean in the morning” He scolded me again for calling too late, and then told me I’d have to call tomorrow and track down the inmate’s counselor I asked him if he could relay the note to the counselor for me He scolded me again for calling too late and asked me to call back tomorrow to track down the inmate’s counselor I asked for the guy’s name He refused to answer I asked for his name again He hung up on me That’s not okay Sadly, this is not the first time I’ve had this experience when talking to people from the U.S. Bureau of Prisons on behalf of constituents with an incarcerated family member suffering from a severe medical condition And each occasion, I’ve been treated at best with dismissiveness and at worst with contempt and profanity Has anyone else experienced this with the U.S. Bureau of Prisons?
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Daniel Williams retweeted
Guys, please nothing inappropriate with this one, the Peppa Pig font & logo generator is live now! pixelframe.design/peppa-pig-…
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Consider the lilies of the field. They hustle not, neither do they grind
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IMPORTANT The Triduum (TRIH-doo-uhm) is the sacred celebration of Holy Thursday, Good Friday, and Easter. Tritium (TRIH-tee-uhm) is a radioactive isotope of hydrogen, commonly used as radioluminescent light source. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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me, seeing a man with a belly: 😍😍😍😛😛😛🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦🤤🤤🤤 me, seeing my own belly: 🤢🤢🤢🥴🥴🥴🥲🥲🥲🙍🙍🙍😔😔😔👎👎👎❌❌❌
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Unpopular fact: We use the gym as an escape from reality We all have a lot of shit going on in our lives and the one thing that takes our mind off it for a couple of hours is the gym Squats, bench press, hammer curls, deadlifts and everything else in between helps you cope and deal with your day to day grind Keep your head up and keep grinding, you aren’t the only one, we’re right here next to you
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me: can I save this as a PDF? mac: no me: no? mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉? me: ok 😉 mac: ok heres your pdf 😉
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I love that so many of the absolutely yoked dudes on fitness X are guys who were out of shape and looked like hell just a couple of years ago. Incredible inspiration.
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Daniel Williams retweeted
Reject AI hallucinations - Embrace traditional hallucinations
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I’ve been loving this ancient Celtic prayer recently: “May you see the face of Christ in everyone you meet and may they see Christ’s face in you.”
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Daniel Williams retweeted
The search function in Outlook might be some of Microsoft’s worst work. My God its unbelievably bad.
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Gen Z will never know the horror/euphoria of watching the sunrise over your college campus as you finish a thesis that will either turn out to be an A- masterpiece or a garbage essay that will make your professor write "What happened here?" (Yes, the latter happened)
Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
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I can’t stop laughing.
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What a strange coincidence that popular party music from the time I was 16-22 turned out to be the best music ever made. Guess we really lucked out on that one
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