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Parody account! I am not in movies that you like. I'm not funny but people laugh at what I say. I'm not nearly as funny as the real Will Ferrell.

San Diego
Joined April 2011
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Hey! Yes, you. You followed this account back in 2011. What are you up to now?
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Enjoying watching my @BlueJays teammates compete in the @AllStarGame #ASG
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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke with my family. They seem like nice people.
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420 is the day when potheads get to just kick back, relax, and do the exact same thing they do every other day of the year. #happy420
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Talk to the hand because it's actually a really cute sock puppet.
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How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11
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How come there's Batman shampoo but no Conditioner Gordon?
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Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
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Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.
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Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That's how this works.
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wtf is almond milk almonds ain't even got titties
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The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical.
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I cry at the end of sandwiches.
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If you trip over in public, a cool thing to do is break into a jog, leave the country, have plastic surgery and change your name.
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I'm holding a charity night for people that can't reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know.
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
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Looks like it's fuck this shit o'clock!
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When CNN says they're "breaking news" they are, in a sense, right.
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i just dropped my phone without the case on it and i can't tell what hit the ground faster my phone or my tears
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