Harry

Anyone who has filled up a full tank of petrol with no plans to use it can go and fuck themselves

Bought easypeel tangerines for the first time today, by god are they easy to peel

Made a little cartoon showing how the coronavirus infects you and how the vaccine will work, for any curious cats out there.

This David Mitchell playing Trump’s lawyer

My grandma just nominated me for the most loving and prettiest grandma award

Every cell in your body has an internal clock that keeps track of the time of day and resets itself every morning, the same clock genes have been found in the simplest single celled organisms.

The guy next to me in the library smells like B-O and suncream. I want to know why on this frosty day those are the smells that he’s taking around with him.

Im in leeds and theres a child crying on the train and someone said “he must be a barnsley fan”

Alan Watts is the only religion worth following

Why cant people let others feel upset that their holiday was cancelled without reminding them that 20,000 people lost their job?

Pressing play on that first song on the bus when using bluetooth earphones is always a tense moment

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimised by Steve Smith

Today is the reason that i dont care that people say cricket is boring. Yeah damn right its boring, thats why moments like today are so fucking brilliant

Fucking hell

Does anyone even use ‘ca va mal’ in france or is it just a load of depressed English tourists that did it in high school?

Has anyone ever noticed you always enter shops from the left side? Like think about your local tesco/ sains. Always the left side..