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Dublin, Ireland
Joined July 2010
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can’t believe me (a diabetic) left every ounce of insulin I had on me in a poxy McDonald’s
poetic justice x
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cause today is the day everyone’s home from body&soul and beyond the pale, I would tear off my legs to see how much more money all the chineses in Dublin are makin xx
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might start a gofundme so that we can all get together and start fundraising for Vanessa from the ultimatum queer loves psychological assessment
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got an old chub can of coke from the Chinese yday AND it’s a kate moss one. Taking as a good omen that today will be a good day x
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being delayed at the airport when ur traveling alone is like purgatory to me. I adore social interaction I’m tempted to write on a napkin “PLEASE SPEAK TO ME”
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plane is delayed by two hours. time to get locked by myself and go thru all the phases of plane delayed boredom; depression, booking another holiday, leaving google reviews for places and unfollowing people on instagram
omg so fuckin annoyin waking up super depressed in the summer 😭 you’ve been moanin for months for sunshine and now it’s here and now u wanna end it are u havin a laugh 😭😭 bffr
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nothin worse than forgetting to bring ur phone to the toilet and having to do a sentient self aware poo x
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whenever I listen to Sunday by the cranberries and I hear her go “ur spinnin me around my feet are off the ground” my brain instantly just goes to this
oh u won the lotto? well I’ve three monstera plants all with new leaves coming in on them so, yenno same thing x
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im so happy I’m so hungover on three hours sleep and I’ve a pint of harp in a beer garden with my fella and they just played torn by Natalie Imbruglia. life is perfect
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James kicking off my birthday presents with a verrrry strong start with a pub sleeve of my favs x
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