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Joined June 2009
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Being from the Midwest is admiring the house on a hill but saying “imagine that driveway in a couple months”
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How is anyone with empathy supposed to function on a daily basis when there is nothing but rolling footage of burnt and bloodied children piling up into mounds.
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Underfunding public schools
What’s the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?
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I’m putting together a team
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FRODO: what happened Gandalf? why didn't you meet us? GANDALF: I was...delayed FRODO: I thought a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to. GANDALF:
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A Christian movement that demands all people be held accountable to the strictest standards of Biblical laws while simultaneously not wanting its preferred presidential candidate to be held accountable to any law is embodying the height of both political and religious hypocrisy.
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Show Up. Be Loud. Kick Out Cancer 💥 These guys will play for something bigger than the sport 👚 They will wear our Kick Out Cancer Kits with the names of kids who have fought, or are currently battling cancer. Cheer them on at The Lab on Wednesday, Oct. 9 at 7pm! #SomosUnidos
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“He peacefully gave over power" #LiarLiarVanceOnFire 🔥 nitter.cf/KamalaHQ/status/184130…
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - George Orwell, 1984
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“The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check” is the most unironically hilarious thing to say during a debate. Like how is your official defense “I was told I would be allowed to lie”
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Arnold warned us about Trump’s Kristallnacht
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When you schedule gaslighting a full 24 hours too early…😂
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Rep. Jack Kimble is not real. This is a parody account. reuters.com/fact-check/fic… jackkimble.com/home
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I'm going to post this video every day until the election nitter.cf/daveryder/status…
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I'm going to post this video every day until the election
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election is cancelled. ali krieger is the new president of the united states!
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