WorkInSocialTheySaid

social media managers rt’ing the account they run from their personal account

social media managers in 2056BC

me: this escape room sucks my boss: this is your job

he’s a 10 but he calls twitter ‘x’

me: i love working in social media it’s so fun and creative also me trying to be fun and creative

starting to wonder if we ever find what it is we’re scrolling for

me in every meeting suggesting memes

marketing people making it to december

“your eyes are so pretty”
thanks you should have seen them when they still had spark in them

after spending a decade in social media management i actually think my dream job is generational wealth

self care and it’s just me closing tiktok

me: “please god stop giving me hard battles. im not your strongest soldier” god: “i’m not. it’s literally logging in to meta business suite”

in your 20s you will be asked if you want to run your company’s facebok page. it is very important that you pretend you didn’t hear that person and carry on learning how to do literally anything else for money

social media managers be like “i needed this” and it’s just throwing their phone in to a fucking lake

me reading everyone’s AI linkedin think pieces

babe what’s up you’ve barely touched your Q4 deliverables

“are you okay?” no i chose to work in social media

crowdflare goes down but instagram still works unfortunately

there is no god, there’s only me and my social kpis spreadsheet

“yeh mum, my new job is so much fun. no stress at all” danny, 19 - social media intern

social media managers will do literally anything but plan out their content in advance