Loves pink, sparkles, & happily ever afters. A serious writer with a not-so-serious tweetstream. She/her 💖
Dallas, TX
Joined November 2012
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The Year I Stayed Home: how my decision to be single and childless so I could travel and be freeeeeee backfired.
#TheLexiHaughtonStory
Y’all, looks like I’m coming out of social media retirement to do nothing else but say this: be excellent to each other. 💖
Don’t forget:
✅ plane ticket to Mexico
✅ reservations at the Ritz
✅ no shame
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
Experts say derelict SpaceX rocket on collision course with moon - The Guardian apple.news/Ahq-lsWoEROuzufkt…
For my morning tweeps… two tweets for ya.
Are any of my followers in the medical field? I ordered a box of individually wrapped medium/large N95 masks from project95 when we were in the thick of Covid care here at Haughton House. But they don’t fit me properly. I thought I had a normal head but these are SO TIGHT.
The best Christmas gift I got this year was a SodaStream. My word, endless fresh fizzy water without the guilt of single use packaging is sublime.
This isn’t sponsored (but hey @SodaStreamUSA hit me uppppp). This is the one Mom got me and I adore the glass vessels—I’m constantly amazed that they keep the water fizzy hours later! sodastream.com/products/aqua…
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Oh man. If I were getting married, I think I’d want this Peaches and Cream Barbie extravaganza. Heck, who am I kidding, I’d wear this on any day that ends with a -y. selkiecollection.com/collect…
IDK like maybe I’ll start a super niche Only Fans for hot nerds who want me to cosplay Peaches and Cream Barbie…and also deceased French aristos. I mean, glorious!!!! selkiecollection.com/collect…
Because I’m #1 Futuristic, I bought tests for my family way before Christmas. (And we needed them, unfortunately, when both of my parents fell ill.)
One person from each US household should request their free rapid tests here: special.usps.com/testkits
And keep wearing masks! 😷
Saw a trailer for Yellowjackets with four badass looking women walking into their reunion and thought oh maybe I should get Showtime.
Then googled the show and noped out so harrrrrrd. Not for me.
I just had a conversation with a sticker on our grocery delivery. It’s a long red rectangle that has “FRAGILE” printed in big white block letters. I clucked my tongue like an old southern woman as I tried to take it off the sack: I know just how you feel. Who hurt you, baby?