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An exuberant, dramatic bitch who craves attention.

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Joined April 2009
Honestly don’t know if this is satire or not 🤣
Kim Kardashian stuns for her new @SKIMS Ultimate Nipple Bra.
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The @TacoTime in Vegas literally only has one person working, she’s cooking and taking orders, and yet she was literally the nicest and happiest person I’ve ever seen working fast food. She deserves a damn raise tbh
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I’m so mad right now. I was scrolling IG and the BEST jump scare vid came up but when I jumped I threw my phone at my face and it backed out of it. I’ll never find it again & I really wanted to send it to my friend 😭🤣
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Maybe it’s being off of work too long, or just being awake during the day when I’m normally up at night, but my mental calendar has been FUCKED this week. 🤣🤣
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Am I aware that Monday is the 30th? Yes. Have I also thought that Monday is the 6th? Yes. The date depends on why/what I’m thinking about and I just realized I’ve been wrong 50% of the time all week 🤣🤣🤣
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I love mic’d up nfl player videos, but coach McDaniel is one funny ass coach 🤣
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So by completely forgetting that Wednesday was a day this week I have somehow gained an extra day and it is the longest week of my life 🤣
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I love looking up heights of professional sports players who I think are short, and then the player who made them look short. Never fails to shock me. 🤣
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On Monday I made appointments for “tomorrow”(Tuesday) & Thursday, thinking they were back to back days. Like I just completely skipped Wednesday. Was omw to the Thursday appointment when I got a confirmation text, and I was like
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“hmm weird, they usually send those out a day before, not 15 minutes before”. So I stared at it, checked the calendar, and realized today is in fact Wednesday and I was just planning to completely skip it all week. If it wasn’t for that text I would’ve showed up extra confused.🤣
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I’m also 99% sure that I talked about my weeks schedule multiple times yesterday and said “tomorrow” and why I made the appointment on Thursday & nobody caught it either 🤣🤣🤣
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Finally crocheted a potholder to match the one I gave mom 3yrs ago & she was so excited. So I made a round one for shits & gigs but 🆘 idk what I did. Was gonna make a mitt & after 3 rows was over it so I just free styled. Making a matching one ain’t gonna be so easy this time🤣
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Bruh, this man got called out because the 1st baseman’s glove touched his batting glove hanging out of his pocket?! Unreal.
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This poor man was trying to push his car through a busy intersection and everyone was just honking at him. It was another lady and myself who first went over to help him. People suck. But also, pushing that bitch uphill was exhausting 🤣
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Filling out forms at the doctors and it wasn’t until page 10 I realized it is in fact NOT November yet 🤣
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I’m so annoyed. I literally finished a row with just inches of yarn left but it was one row shy of the last one. Nothing I hate more than connecting new spools of yarn. I can never figure out a way i actually like doing it.
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I want to finish crocheting this blanket i started 3 years ago but it’s fucking HUGE and I’m over it. I have at least 3 more rows and they take about 1.5-2hours each 😭
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For context it is a granny square that’s over 5 and a half feet wide. 🤣😭
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This man really tried to put dry ice straight in a paper bag without the plastic around it & hand to me. Like just give me the gloves and I’ll do it all myself 🤣
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