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🪐🔱🪶🔎🌿 Hᴏʟᴏʟɪᴠᴇ + 𝚅sᴘᴏ don't take my tweets too seriously plsthxoxo 🐟🎼💭🐔🗿⏳💀🐙🔨🏓🗿▶️ 🐸 (✿◡‿◡) ᴛ ᴏ ᴡ ᴀ ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ᴀ ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ᴇ ᴋ ᴏ ꜱ ᴀ ʙ ᴀ John 3:16

2/15/2018
Joined September 2021
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30秒でわかるはあちゃま
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Anoche desperté a todo el barrio a los 3AM. Que se jodan, por incultos.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is a YouTube short that was stolen from user @SilentPyro. youtube.com/shorts/Lsw2sJE…
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the sparkles in his eyes😭
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My cookies. Apparently Microsoft paint has a vulnerability so uninstall it. I’m so tired cookie.
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Gonna fuck a harpy till her feathers are crunchy, thanks for the advice Monster Energy.
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I found it again lol
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REPOST #rkggk
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Guess the character… Pa Kent
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Kids in the 2000s laughed at the idea of talking to robots
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heya Shiori Novella, so a certain blue creature: -tried to pull her wife (who's also your wife) -changed to your character "for content" -said if you don't pull the wife then your love is fake -actually pulled the wife 🥰 -didnt want us to spread the "Shiori incident" ⚠️ volume
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Replying to @ginotty
The worst is that nikke wasn't the only one affected by this
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не понять, не простить
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server killers (top and bottom people)
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Skirmish judges are smoking crack
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I can fix her
A socialist making $60,000 a year tells Caleb Hammer she can’t afford a house and wants the government to buy her one. Then he asks how she eats, and it gets ugly for her real fast. SOCIALIST: “I’m allergic to kitchens.” CALEB HAMMER: “How do you eat?” SOCIALIST: “I get fed.” HAMMER: “Make that make sense. I need a little more information. So you eat out?” SOCIALIST: “Yes.” HAMMER: “For every meal. And you’re the one complaining about not being able to get a house.” SOCIALIST: “I can tell you how much like I pay for a meal.” HAMMER: “How much?” SOCIALIST: “Like 20 bucks.” HAMMER: “What the f*ck? That would be like 3 bucks on my meal plan.” SOCIALIST: “Am I not allowed to spend $20 a day?” HAMMER: “Listen, you can’t complain that you can’t save for anything if you’re choosing not to. It’s fine if you don’t want to. “If you would rather go out to eat, that’s fine. But then don’t complain that you didn’t get to save for retirement, that you didn’t get to save for a house. You made that choice, and that’s okay. But own it.” SOCIALIST: “But if the government provided those things…” HAMMER: “Why should they?” SOCIALIST: “Well, the government—” HAMMER: “You have no discipline. Why should they?” SOCIALIST: “Because there’s an intrinsic value to—” HAMMER: “Why should it be my responsibility to take care of you since you decided not to take care of yourself when you make good money?” She tries to change the subject to other people struggling. Hammer isn’t having it. HAMMER: “We’re talking about YOU, not other people right now. We’re on the YOU part of this. Why should I have to take care of YOU when YOU make $60,000 a year and YOU choose to blow it all?” SOCIALIST: “Because the, it’s, there’s an intrinsic value to building up your community.” HAMMER: “You’re not in my community.” Then Hammer asks her what percentage of federal income taxes the top 1% pays, and her answer says it all. Funny how the people demanding your money are always the worst at handling their own.
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it is SO hard in first person dude i cannot see the coming corners its entirely instinct 😭
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