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New York, NY
Joined January 2007
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“A dog sleeps on his side, exposing his organs, when he feels safe. 

A husband sleeps on his side, protecting his organs from his wife’s elbow, when he snores on his back.” #sleeppeeps #sleeptwitter
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Me: I plugged in your phone for you 
Wife: Aw, aren’t you a real Prince Charming
Me: I think you mean Prince CHARGing
Wife: I’ll cut you
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A team of our specialists and medical students are reconfiguring hundreds of donated machines that are typically used at home for #SleepApnea and deploying them as ventilators to be used for severely ill patients who are hospitalized with #COVID19: bit.ly/2JBKkjF
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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they SHOULD!!!
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Breaking myself of my lifeline habit of double-spacing after a period is REALLY difficult. #firstworldproblems
I'm at the point where, instead of recovering my password, I just search my email for the last time I did it.
Replying to @billbarnwell
found the Dresden Files fan.
For someone who doesn't care about Pokemon, this is the internet right now
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*gets distracted* #ENFP
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Want to make an ENFP's day? Refer to him or her as "quixotic". #ENFP
yo they call me taciturn owl cos i don't give a hoot / my rhymes are long-winded and awkward to boot
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Also,if you just traded for a "franchise" QB don't you get him in front of your fans ASAP? Eagles barely sent out a tweet.Bigger play coming
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