“A dog sleeps on his side, exposing his organs, when he feels safe.
A husband sleeps on his side, protecting his organs from his wife’s elbow, when he snores on his back.”
#sleeppeeps #sleeptwitter
Me: I plugged in your phone for you
Wife: Aw, aren’t you a real Prince Charming
Me: I think you mean Prince CHARGing
Wife: I’ll cut you
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'Apollo 13 moments': Amid coronavirus crisis, doctors, inventors convert devices into ventilators latimes.com/world-nation/sto…
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A team of our specialists and medical students are reconfiguring hundreds of donated machines that are typically used at home for #SleepApnea and deploying them as ventilators to be used for severely ill patients who are hospitalized with #COVID19: bit.ly/2JBKkjF
Drew retweeted
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they SHOULD!!!
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The Cleveland Browns nitter.cf/football_kelly/status/…
Breaking myself of my lifeline habit of double-spacing after a period is REALLY difficult. #firstworldproblems
I'm at the point where, instead of recovering my password, I just search my email for the last time I did it.
Replying to @Mutatismutandem @realDonaldTrump
Wow. @Mutatismutandem sighting (accidental).
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yo they call me taciturn owl cos i don't give a hoot / my rhymes are long-winded and awkward to boot











