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Just Do it... Or Don't.

Joined November 2018
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My spirit animal.
Pandas spend the first hour after waking up struggling to fully wake up
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Romeo Lavia God go bless the mama and papa wey born you for me. Forget this two goal lead,na you i see pass today.
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i cherish tf outta genuine people cause i’m literally alwaysss the genuine one.
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Some pilots probably think just because we don't know how to fly a plane, we also don't know when they're flying terribly... Because, what was that landing?! 😮‍💨
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i hope life surprises you with something better than you prayed for.
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Flannel bedsheets for the weather.
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The strongest relationship I have with water is in the bathroom. Abeg o.
I don't care how strong of a swimmer she might be, she is extremely lucky.
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Even the other dude fell in love with the Nigerian dude 😂 As a man, know who you wanna be and strive for it. Let nothing stop you.
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not eating for 16 hours to trigger cellular repair sounds like a wellness trend masquerading as science until you read that the 2016 Nobel Prize in Medicine was awarded to Yoshinori Ohsumi specifically for his discovery of the mechanisms of autophagy, the process that fasting activates, where your cells literally digest and recycle their own damaged components. then it sounds like the Nobel committee confirmed that not eating activates a repair system so important it won the highest award in medicine intermittent fasting (typically 16 hours fasted, 8 hours eating) has been practiced in virtually every human civilization. every major religion includes fasting: Ramadan (Islam), Yom Kippur (Judaism), Lent (Christianity), Ekadashi (Hinduism). the religions encoded the practice because the practitioners felt better. modern science explains why: the body switches from growth mode to repair mode when food stops arriving the mechanism: when you eat, insulin rises and mTOR (the growth pathway) activates. cells grow and divide. when you fast, insulin drops and AMPK (the repair pathway) activates. cells stop growing and start cleaning: damaged proteins are digested, dysfunctional mitochondria are recycled (mitophagy), and misfolded proteins that would otherwise accumulate into disease are cleared. the body can't build AND clean at the same time. eating activates building. fasting activates cleaning. the modern human who eats from 7am to 11pm gives the body zero cleaning hours. the damage accumulates - the 2016 Nobel Prize in Medicine was awarded for the discovery of autophagy mechanisms. the prize committee considered the cellular recycling system activated by fasting important enough to give the highest honor in science - reduces insulin by 20 to 31% during the fasting window, which sensitizes cells to insulin and reduces the insulin resistance that drives type 2 diabetes, metabolic syndrome, and abdominal fat storage - activates AMPK, the same metabolic master switch that berberine, metformin, and exercise activate. fasting is the oldest and most powerful AMPK activator. it's also free - increases growth hormone by up to 300 to 500% during the fasting window. the growth hormone increase preserves muscle mass, burns fat, and repairs tissue during the period when food is absent. the body is not cannibalizing muscle during a 16 hour fast. it is protecting it with growth hormone - reduces inflammation markers (CRP, IL6, TNF alpha) by 20 to 40% in studies of 16:8 intermittent fasting. the inflammation reduction occurs because the NF kB pathway (master inflammatory switch) is suppressed during the fasting window - brain derived neurotrophic factor (BDNF) increases during fasting, stimulating new neural connections and protecting existing ones. the mental clarity that fasters report by day 3 to 5 is BDNF mediated, not placebo the diet industry generates $72 billion annually selling food: meal plans, shakes, bars, supplements. fasting sells no food. the industry that profits from you eating cannot promote the intervention that requires you to stop eating. the conflict of interest is structural and permanent. the most effective metabolic intervention available is the one with zero revenue attached to it start with 14:10 (14 hours fasted, 10 hour eating window) for week 1. progress to 16:8 by week 2 to 3. eat your last meal by 8pm. don't eat until noon the next day. coffee and water during the fast are fine (no calories). the hunger peaks at day 2 to 3 and then decreases permanently as ghrelin (hunger hormone) resets to the new schedule. effects on energy and clarity within 5 to 7 days. body composition changes at 4 to 8 weeks. cost: $0. equipment: a clock a Nobel Prize was awarded for the mechanism your body activates when you stop eating for 16 hours. the $72 billion diet industry cannot sell you fasting because fasting is the absence of their product. the most powerful metabolic intervention in human history costs nothing, requires nothing, and was practiced by every civilization that ever existed. $0. a clock. and the cellular repair system that won the highest award in medicine activates the moment you stop reaching for the snack drawer.
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If you're no longer supporting Peter Obi, please stop announcing to us - this is not a train station. As you're leaving, 50 more people are taking your place. You're not that deep. You're also overestimating your degree of importance.
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We could never hate you. ❤️
Robert Downey Jr. has revealed that 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' will be a brutally dark and emotionally draining chapter for the MCU! "I just hope you guys don't hate me for what's coming, cos I would hate me too."
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GOD is with me. I’ll figure it out.
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Nigeria is so corrupt that people hate Peter Obi for not being a thief. 😂
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Well said.
One thing I'm learning is that privacy brings a certain kind of peace. You can work on yourself, make plans, change your life and enjoy your progress without inviting everybody to have an opinion on it.
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When Nigerians are angry enough, Nigeria will start to work.
Good morning concerned citizens. See where your subsidy money has gone to. BMW, Range Rover, GMC, ACURA all as campaign vehicles. I have never seen such, we spend money like we are Arabs. Meanwhile the UN just confirmed that 17.9m Nigerians have fallen into dimensional poverty under this administration, this is the highest increase in the whole world. If we don’t send these people out of government, wallahi we won’t have a country again.
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There’s a phase in life where all you do is wait. Nothing works! I pray for strength for those in the waiting room Amen.
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Struggling with a stubborn cough, thick mucus, chest congestion, or throat irritation? 🍯🌿 Try this soothing homemade herbal tea made with natural ingredients to support cough relief, soothe an irritated throat, promote mucus clearance, and provide respiratory comfort, especially at night. 🌿 Ingredients: 🧅 1 medium onion with the peel 🍊 1 orange with the peel 🍋 1 lemon with the peel 🧄 4 garlic cloves, crushed 🫚 1 inch fresh ginger, sliced 🌿 ½ teaspoon Ceylon cinnamon 💧 4 cups water 🍯 1 teaspoon raw honey per cup (optional) ☕ Preparation: Thoroughly wash the onion, orange, and lemon. Cut them into smaller pieces with their peels. Add everything except the honey to a pot with 4 cups of water. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat, and simmer for 15–20 minutes. Strain and allow to cool slightly before adding honey. ☕ How to Take It: Enjoy ½–1 cup warm, preferably after a meal or before bedtime to soothe nighttime coughing. ⚠️ Avoid/Caution: Use caution with acid reflux, stomach ulcers, or blood-thinning medications. Avoid ingredients you’re allergic to. Never give honey to children under 1 year.
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I want to believe it doesn't always have to be 10k steps. On some days, 6697 steps should be enough. I need to rest now.
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A bright and beautiful day to you... 🌻🍁❤️
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