BOAT (@YouHeartBoat) header
BOAT (@YouHeartBoat) profile picture

BOAT IS BOAT YOU LOVE BOAT #FICTIONALCHARACTER

Joined August 2023
Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)Photo by BOAT (@YouHeartBoat)
BOAT'S HEART IS TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN A NORMAL HUMAN'S HEART. IT'S NECESSARY SO BOAT CAN APPRECIATE ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT HER, INCLUDING THOSE WHO FOLLOW. #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
20
BOAT KNOWS HOW TO SUCCEED AT LOVE AND BEAUTY LIKE THE BACK OF HER HAND. BOAT ALSO HAS NEVER BEEN TO A QUALIFER BEFORE THOUGH... #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
1
1
56
BOAT ALWAYS SLEEP ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE BED. #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
1
30
LAST HALLOWEEN BOAT TRIED TRICK OR TREATING DRESSED AS @SOLETITBEDONE... GOT BANNED FROM PUBLIC EVENTS IN THE LOCAL NEIGHBOURHOOD EVER SINCE... #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
1
1
96
BOAT WAS POLITE TO WAIT FOR THE TWEET TO BE POSTED BEFORE SNATCHING THOSE BRUS OFF THE SHELF AND PURCHASED THEM ALL. #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
Woodman’s is officially the greatest store in the US. They have Irn Bru. $6 for a six pack. Compared to the 20 some dollars I spent for four cans on Amazon
31
BOAT HAS RETURNED HOME #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
1
33
IF JUST BEING BORN IN USA ISN'T ENOUGH MAKE YOU A LEGAL CITIZEN... DOES THAT MEAN EVERYONE WHO LACK A NATIVE AMERICAN ANCESTOR IS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT? #BOATTHOUGHTOFTHEWEEK
41
BOAT HAS BANNED HERSELF FROM USING THRUST KICKS SINCE CAUSING MAJOR DEFORESTATION IN THE AMAZON. #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
32
BOAT WISH SHE IS IN CHINA IN THREE DAYS TIME 🤤 #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
KFC is releasing a new Oreo chicken burger The collab features cookie-style buns, mashed potatoes covered in crushed Oreo pieces, a fried chicken fillet and launches in China on August 28
26
BOAT HATE MAZES SINCE BEING TOLD OFF FOR CLIMBING THE HEDGE. IF YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO RUN ON TOP OF THE HEDGES THEN THEY SHOULD'N'T BE CLIMBABLE. #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
16
BOAT ONLY PLAY GAMES ON EASY MODE. #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
26
What will be your first thought when you open this fridge?
22
BOAT VOLUNTEER AT SOUP KITCHENS EVERY SUNDAY. WHY PRAY FOR THE BETTERMENT OF OTHERS WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
1
18
BOAT NEVER TAKE BATHS. SHOWERS ARE BEST. #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
16
BOAT HAS TO EAT FIVE MEALS A DAY OR ELSE SHE'LL SUFFER FROM MAJOR SLUGGISHNESS #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
19
SHOULDN'T CREATURES/PEOPLE/THINGS THAT CAN TRANSFORM BE CLASSED AS TRANSGENDER? #BOATTHOUGHTOFTHEWEEK
1
35
BOAT CAN GO 0-60 IN UNDER TWO SECONDS #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
18
BOAT CAN RUN ACROSS THE WORLD IN UNDER EIGHTY DAYS IF THERE IS NO STAIRS #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
1
27
BOAT SPONSOR TWELVE SPONSEES #BOATFACTOFTHEDAY
21