Randy..... Agent Randy

Sweet! I was 10 for 10 #LOD #DGL

The beginning of this song always reminds me of "California Uber Älles" #LOD #DGL

It's called a... Wait for it... "One wheel" #LOD #DGL #JADITA

This is how stupid people out here in AZ are.. We have to drive everywhere.. we have a horrible public transit system... People ALMOST voted against an amendment to prohibit the state from implementing a per mile gas tax They almost voted in a pay per mile tax #LOD #DGL

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Bad shoot... that guy gets charged and goes to jail... and makes responsible gun owners look bad #LOD #DGL

Look at it this way.. 1... it's a solid win 2... @bakermayfield got an extra day of rest for his thumb #LOD #DGL #JADITA

Here's a bit of a creepy song.... for multiple reasons.. Dead Kennedys Kinky Sex Makes the World Go Round It encompasses what many think is going on the world today, while the song "Bleed for Me" plays underneath #LOD #DGL

As a girl (3 of them) dad, allow me to explain... 1... she's a teenager 2... she's a teenager with a suitor in tow 3... she wants to be the center of his attention That's it... that's the explanation... No... it isn't easy to understand or explain #LOD #DGL

Welcome! You're now in a world where everything that worked before, no longer does... all because there's someone else around... it'll stick around for a little bit, but she'll come around.. eventually, she'll be OK with the jokes while someone else is around #LOD #DGL #JADITA

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I understand why they may be doing it though... It takes the focus away from the players, and who is or isn't standing... I mean, come on.. do they really need MORE distractions to take away from the game? #LOD #DGL

You know what's the most despicable part of the whole "the cops were called on the 3yr old soccer player" thing is? It's the parents of the kid who led him to believe the cops were called because of what HE did, and not what THEY did

Well played John... well played #LOD #DGL #JADITA

Squatch must be so pissed off right now... #LOD #DGL

Hahahahahahahaha Well played... well played #LOD #DGL

I used to like football... until I ate a 7 layer dip by myself at a Superbowl party.... 2 years in a row.... then ended up doing thousands of dollars in damage to my septic system #LOD #DGL

I watched the video... He was "fast-roping"... which many confuse with rappelling.. #LOD #DGL

Ummmm #LOD #DGL

Straight heat is a novelty.... heat without actual flavor is a waste of food/money #LOD #DGL