Decadent Fudge Bastard.
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This story comes up as the UK announces they want to age-gate game chat.
What makes me laugh is that this is the government that wanted to ditch trial by jury AND our prisons are overflowing, but now they want to clog up the system even more with sending people to jail for watching strangle wank porn?
🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026)
From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026.
Banned content includes:
• Strangulation or suffocation
• Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios)
• Adults role-playing as children under 16
Penalties:
• Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content
• Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material
• Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
Good on Liz Truss for ruining last night for the GOP by attending an event for one of their candidates. She's on a generational tear at destroying shit.
Just in the queue for Oasis tickets in Cardiff and I've decided when I get to the front, I'm voting democrat.
Just heard from a friend who works there, but they're planning on closing the "Bilal In Wally World" ride at the Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience in Glasgow (my friend plays "The Unknown"). 😱
@Zafarcakes
Happy to announce I will be a contestant on the next episode of Bradley Walsh's Million Pound Shot!!!
My most popular tweets are posting the Gravelord Nito comic, lots of "Bilal Senior" jokes about @Zafarcakes being the xl bully of British comedy and that time I carried an 88 year old guy through some difficult content in Destiny.
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Already failed No Nut November by opening a pack of peanut m&ms earlier. fml
Already failed Movember by having a full face shave yesterday. smh
Month's a write off already 😔😔😔😔