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Mayor of Zofran™. Temporarily a gimmick account. Read my Strawpage before you follow.

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Joined April 2024
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i had one of these with my friends and one day I opened it and my dads mugshot was in the middle of a shower sex scene
DO NOT EVER SHARE A GOOGLE DOC WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE SMUT TOGETHER I AM SO FUCKING SERIOUS
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Can y'all niggas stop saying "Am I too woke" say "am I being too sensitive" instead its annoying asf😭😭😭
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Dude stan why does your dad keep talking about gooning
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top ten sentences to NEVER say to me
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accurate reenactment of me seeing jerry’s hair today
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trying to understand why people are calling media "burger"
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mom can i have the rapist owl in a sex position figure
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shes the prettiest girl at the party
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he was pro queer rights, a feminist, an atheist, pro Palestine. We've lost a beautiful man
Patrick Stewart has passed away at the age of 86.
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GYARU CHARLIE KIRK
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jerry baldtrell
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Wholesome slightly autistic stripper named Lana
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big fan of this guy
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also a big fan of his shirt and the perfect comparison the moment my friend was pushing for me to watch jonestown docs w her i’ve been saying this. i just got done watching my fourth documentary about it actually
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Fox News accidentally interviewing the “MAGA is like Jonestown” guy
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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so when is the universe gonna finally take the ugly orange ballsack next
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btw happy birthday to the show alice did while wearing dresses 🖤
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i wonder what the first tower is
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indeed.com is up and running btw
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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