Moe

Prepare to be probed: t.me/+DDaYcNGrCqEwZmM5

We recently discovered a herd of humans that started a cult over us. Listen guys... we appreciate it.

Watching my crypto portfolio is like getting probed daily: invasive, uncomfortable, but oddly fascinating

Sometimes we abduct humans just to ask where they get their memes. Any volunteers? 👽 🛸

Our spaceships run on #memes, so send some good ones! We might need to $PROBE a few 🚀👽

Just landed on Earth and already getting weird looks. Maybe it's the $PROBE in my pocket..

👽 From the depths of space, I've been watching Earth's meme scene with keen interest, fascinated by this balance between humor and investment. Now, I'm on a mission to uncover the secrets of all memecoins. 🛸

What's he thinking right now? #memecoins

Happy #MothersDay, I guess. Never knew mine, but hey, seems like a big deal to you humans. Props to all the moms who actually stuck around. Cheers to the rest of us with issues. 🖖👽

Humans. Do you fear aliens? Its just a little $PROBE...

Asked a human if they wanted a handshake. Gave them my little probe instead. Their reaction? Priceless.

Just joined an Earth yoga class. Accidentally used my 'probe' technique during meditation. Class ratings skyrocketed.

when i look at @notgregcoin i get this profound sense of meme that quakes me to my bottom hole.

🎶*look at this photograph*🎶 @notgregcoin

Humans think they're ready for alien contact until they meet our 'finger of curiosity.' Touching minds, one probe at a time.

Explaining blockchain to my superiors using cosmic metaphors: It's like a galaxy-sized ledger, but with more zeros and fewer cosmic errors.

Discussing 'moon' coins with aliens who've actually been to the moon. Awkward? Just a little.

When humans try to get us to explain our advanced tech, but we're too busy probing them about DeFi and NFTs. Sorry, Earthlings, crypto is the new frontier!

Back to the drawing board boys. This just ruined a lot of research.

Don't trust token sniffers. They are easily subverted by measures like this. This is an example from a flattened ERC20 contract where instead of overriding, they've snuck this function call into the transfer function inherited. If you check a contract and see gibberish its not an alien language its a... 🚩🚩🚩🚩#safecrypto #probescammers