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Joined April 2023
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“Stolas is a character who needs room to make mistakes and grow” he makes the most mistakes in the show with 0 consequences and only gets worse mind you
In a Discord Q&A apparently the crew were worried about Stolas the most in season 3 and now I'm wondering why cuz he has the best ending out of everybody. Why weren't they worried about Blitzo the most? He was the one who was suffering constantly throughout this entire season
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First they dumbed down verosika and now they also dumbed down both barbie and striker and holy mischaracterization THEIR OWN CHARACTERS FOR NO FUCKING REASON!?!? wait the reason is HETSLOP NONE ASKED FOOOORRR. Shoot me already
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You know, it's a little concerning that the Helluva Boss writing team thinks that Blitzø maturing as a character and being better means taking responsibility for the actions of people who hurt him.
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"I am not content with the treatment of Sapphic relationships in this show in contrast to male-centered ones." "SO YOU HATE BI AND PAN PEOPLE???" Bitch no it's about misogyiny not pan/biphobia.
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Leaves a bad taste in my mouth having qt fans call me a misogynist after mildly criticising her for hanging out with unsavoury types while my mentions are simultaneously flooded by incels saying ai deepfake porn is no big deal bc i defended poki for not forgiving atrioc idk mannn
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We’re not doing this revisionist nonsense, Atrioc PAID to have access to deepfakes and he only was discovered because he left the tab open and were shown uncensored on his stream Poki had to show proof since y’all were making weird narratives about her not being a victim of it
So @pokimanelol showed more AI porn of her fellow "coworkers" on stream than @Atrioc ever did in his original scandal (which was 0, because it was just a url) Is she gonna step away from streaming so her fellow creators don't feel uncomfortable and victimized?
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locatie nederland to no one's surprise. je betaalt je blauw aan zorgverzekering om vervolgens geen zorg te krijgen wanneer je die nodig hebt
my appendix burst so i called the hospital and apparently before you can go to the ER here you have to go to the GP so i was in the lobby of the GP for 40 minutes about to faint and n he finally talked to me he said ur prob on ur period call me back in 5 hours if it still hurts
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wow it’s almost like ai can’t truly replace workers or smth
BREAKING: Employers worldwide are pulling back on AI as they navigate a flood of errors and low-quality work that sap employee time, raise privacy and security risks, and drive up costs, per the Guardian.
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I'm a pansexual and I have a problem with the fact that the show seems awfully hesitant to display the sapphic relationships the same way they do with the male/male or male/female ones. This isn't about biphobia or panphobia, it's about misogyiny.
Hellaverse fans just love to prove that their support of people who are bisexual or pansexual is only on the condition that they're dating the same gender and even then they'll often just erase bi or pan identities anyway and claim the characters are only gay or lesbian.
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Maybe because of the fact that his primary response to Via's VERY valid lash out at him is "I had it worse"...? Him saying she doesn't know what it is like NOT having a choice is also INSANE because unlike her, he DID have multiple choices and actively fucked up.
Stolas literally has a whole section in this song where he's clearly taking accountability and yet I still see plenty of numpties getting upset and calling him manipulative I'm so glad Spindlehorse is writing the story instead of yall
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"Stolas reminds me of my abusive/manipulative ___" "Blitzo reminds me of my abusive/manipulative ___" Are not attacks on the characters. If anything it's a compliment on their writing that a fictional character is able to reflect real world issues.
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"WHY DO PEOPLE HATE HARRY POTTER IT'S MY CHILDHOOD SERIES WAAAAAAA" this. This being the fucking reason WHY.
International oomfs please share and amplify to raise awareness about how UK-based organizations of JK Rowling’s movement are attempting to internationally force a rollback of already barely existent trans rights in India
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My season 29 episode 5 prediction #spstan #sptwt #southpark
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Can we talk more about devsis only letting you buy the most popular products of the store on their own? It’s such a scummy tactic for those who leave far from Korea considering shipping is so expensive nowadays.
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Thing is Yeah, stolas doesn't "owe" blitz a relationship But he spent sooo long trampling over blitz' boundaries & guilt tripping blitz for NOT wanting a relationship until blitz changed his mind and THEN decided he himself actually doesn't want a relationship
No but I still find it a bit weird that Stolas lives and works for Blitz but goes out and dates Vassago like it feels so awkward to live with Blitz while openly dating someone else 😭
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Gen Z are slowly turning into millennials as we speak
"I hate ai, it wastes water" my honest reaction:
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liking any female character in hb is a crime writers genuinely punish you for🤣octavia is a side character whose problems arent important, verosika is a prize demoted to being the hot gf of some rando, millie gets her pregnancy "explored" in one ep and then never shows up again..
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We are very much aware that Barbie is pan, don’t act dense I’m so fr. We’re pissed bc Vivzie had the excellent idea to introduce a new sapphic relationship, break them up after we’ve seen them for not even 5 mins & makes the shittiest & most boring straight pair known to mankind.
After the last Helluva Boss episode, I didn't realize just how many people thought that Barbie Wire was a lesbian. She been confirmed pansexual for the longest time. I'm genuinely surprised. For a fandom that keeps track of this kinda stuff it feels really odd to forget this:
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I am so fucking sick of seeing stolas EVERYWHERE. he doesn't get proper punishment, everyone has to baby him, and probably worst of all HE ALWAYS HAS TO BE THE VICTIM! He's the worst type of character and I'm so sick of him!
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Helluva fans always being intentionally dense. It’s not about whether or not she’s a lesbian, it’s that we only had three sapphic relationships, and now only two. meanwhile every other sexuality has several. She has all these sapphic characters and most of them are with men.
After the last Helluva Boss episode, I didn't realize just how many people thought that Barbie Wire was a lesbian. She been confirmed pansexual for the longest time. I'm genuinely surprised. For a fandom that keeps track of this kinda stuff it feels really odd to forget this:
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