There was a cyber attack to make the bees x100 more aggressive and deal 150% more damage
Even saw one today with an aura of poison insta kill a dude
Scary
Good luck to the lady who just swerved off the road a little and messed up the underside of her car
That bang sounded expensive
If I see you doing a bad parking job I'm building a catapult and launching boulders at you from across the car park
I wonder if anyone's first dance at their wedding was the asylum club dance from vampire the masquerade
The volume + button on my TV remote got stuck and I fear I woke the neighborhood up to pig destroyer
Okay man I've been trying to fight the depression I can feel creeping in by doing things like going for a walk and drawing
But it's time to bring out the big guns - a chill beer or 4 and watching Donnie Darko with my dog
Smoking in the garage and this oversized Homer Simpson plush toy falling from the roof and knocking a tool box to the floor just took a good 20 years off my life man
Every now and then i think about this one friend who went to work on an oil rig and no one heard from him again.
He was big into saving the environment too so gods know how he ended up there.
But yeah big ol mystery
Who wants to help me fence off my property so I can stop the neighbors goat breaking in and terrorizing my dog?
I'll give you beer, cigarettes and many slices of homemade pizza.
Plus my eternal gratitude