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JJ Morrison

@_JJMorrison

What do I do for a living? Well...I swoop in with opinions and I make magic happen! #HTTR #CAPS #UMD #WIZARDS #NATS ++ I live to slander the Dallas Cowboys!

 Washington, D.C.
Joined June 2009
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Thanks tlc.com/sweepstakes/holiday-…
Without being forgiven, our capacity is confined to a single deed from which we may never recover.. forever a hostage of its consequences.
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GIVEAWAY: Roger Cleveland is about to make one of you very happy w/ an X Utility Prototype iron. WATCH & RT to enter: bit.ly/LpBsqe
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THIS! >Sandwich = 4lbs of "low & slow" Smoked Bacon, Bacon Fat Fried Sweet Onions and melted Pepper Jack & Mozzarella. youtube.com/watch?v=5g8UXtSs…
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Mike Tyson
@MikeTyson29 Jun 2012
.@holyfield's ear would've been much better with his new BBQ sauce. check it out realdealbbqsauce.com #TGIF
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I think Bradley won fair and square. Sincerely, The 1919 Chicago White Sox
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Celebrate Fairfax show.. Rob Base and Dj Easy Rock
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At Celebrate Fairfax with Flava Flav
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"Nearly all can stand adversity, but to truly test ones character, see if they will believe all they read on the internet." ~Abraham Lincoln
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ThinkGeek
@thinkgeek4 Jun 2012
Thank you for existing, awesome audience guy: j.mp/K9SxmM It's the little things.
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Goodness gracious MT @tomkierein: Spectacular STORM cloud over Manassas, VA... pic by Sofia Comey twitpic.com/9rptze
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Aaron@avelarde21 Jun 2012
looking like death eaters coming out of the sky in DC
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Pic of flooded police car from @traceewilkins in NEDC: yfrog.com/mnhebvnj More here: bit.ly/KmQIc7
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Tornado warning for Washington, DC, until 5:15 pm ET - @dcWeatherAlerts wapo.st/LTEXIT
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Marky Mark
@DCCelebrity1 Jun 2012
NOT A GOOD SIGN - If a storm chaser vehicle is parked on your block, one was spotted by @ColinDaily in Alexandria, VA Today #TAKECOVER
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NATIONAL DONUT DAY: "Donuts, is there anything they can't do?" -- Homer Simpson
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Topps
@Topps1 Jun 2012
It's Friday, its been a long week, I think need to give something away to CHEER everyone up! YES? RT if YES Follow @toppscards Lets go!
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Hackers Find IP Addresses Of All Skype Users. bit.ly/ID710C via @fastcompany
Now THIS is how to have a Memorial service! Mayor Gray and Donnie Simpson dance to Chuck Brown. wapo.st/M0nP3L
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