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John Murphy

@_John_Murphy

Sunscreen Enthusiast. Frequent Wearer of Socks.

 In a Glass Case of Emotion
Joined December 2011
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Chicago Bears
@ChicagoBearsOct 5
🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨 Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet
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Joey Wagner
@mrwagner25Mar 29
Andrej Stojakovic delivering the news.
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"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." "That's a right triangle, ya idiot!"
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Season 5 Episode 16
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“So, you changed from your initial prediction. What was it again? Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed, wasn’t it?”
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Jim Daly@JamesP_Daly6 Nov 2024
God, I can’t believe I still have to deal with a Bears season after all of this.
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@all90saltrock15 Aug 2024
Oasis or Blur?
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There's nothing more unstoppable than an Irish man and his horse
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Chris Law@ChrisLaw18 Jul 2024
Tonight’s RNC guests & speakers all receiving their respective Stone Cold Stunners • Trump • Glenn Jacobs - Kane • Linda McMahon • Hulk Hogan
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My annual 4th of July plea
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In honor of the king, @John_Paddock5, and the Illini going the extra mile in OT to win the first game after my daughter was born @edsbs @HollyAnderson @newampaths
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Literally zero reason for the Big Ten to rig a game for Illinois when OSU winning likely gets another B1G team into the tournament but sure. The Big Ten definitely has it out for perennial underdogs like Ohio State
Ohio’s Tate (@OhioTate) profile pictureOhio’s Tate
@OhioTate16 Mar 2024
The refs just cost us the game. The refs just kept Ohio State out of the NCAA tournament.
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Call me AJ Hawk the way I sit on Zoom calls and don’t contribute
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Illinois lost 18 games before I was old enough to legally go to the bars on campus. Equally impressive, I think.
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@KirkHerbstreit10 Jan 2024
Wow!! Surprised but not shocked by Coach Saban stepping down. Best to ever do it. From 2008-2023 he compiled a record of 199-16!!!! That’s an average of 12 wins in the last 16 seasons. As consistent and good as the sport has ever seen! Thank you coach for all you put into the great sport of CFB! Excited to see what’s next!
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Packers cutting ties with Rodgers before he went full tin foil hat and then go to the playoffs immediately with his replacement makes them look like geniuses. Football makes me sick.
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