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Kris

@_LLCoolK

🔴LFC 🔴 UFC 🔴 KFC

 Llandudno, Wales
Joined June 2010
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Can anyone remember a tv programme called Eurotrash? My wife can’t remember it and I’m starting to think I made it up or it was just a dream
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Remember Dirty Sanchez? They used to terrorise that Pancho whenever he fell asleep 🤣🤣🤣
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MTV Dirty Sanchez star Michael 'Pancho' Locke dies aged 47 bbc.in/4AghAnY
MTV Dirty Sanchez star Michael 'Pancho' Locke dies aged 47

MTV Dirty Sanchez star Michael 'Pancho' Locke dies aged 47

Locke starred in Dirty Sanchez as a stuntman and skateboarder called Pancho, and co-owned a clothing brand.

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WTF are we playing at?!!
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Isak!!! 👍
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Szoboslai has been miles of the pace tonight. Maybe rushed him back from injury too soon. He’s normally the engine of the team but looks knackered
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Kris retweeted
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@LFCNov 4
TREYYYY! 🔥
Trey Nyoni scores for Liverpool.

ALT Trey Nyoni scores for Liverpool.

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The sleepy Greek should be nowhere near this team, he’s an absolute donkey
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Fenerbache is like the graveyard of ex-PL players
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PSG are a joke. Best team I’ve seen in a long time. 4 goals in 16 mins. So well balanced and strong in every single position
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Imagine lookin back on ye baby pics an ye arl man was the fuckin mothership of all goths an that hahaha
Image from Gilberto Grape (@CALMDOWNLAD)
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Wonder if we will see Szoboslai today
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Kris retweeted
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laplfc@laplfcOct 31
BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
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Just tried to buy a Dracula costume and the lady gave me a Man Utd shirt. I think she misheard me as I said I wanted to look like a Count
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Never wanted us to permanently sign any other player more. Perfect for us and a catalyst for getting the fans behind the team 👊👊👊
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@LFCVineOct 29
Send Barca £100m for Ronald Araújo.😅
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Glen Johnson speaking about Jordan Henderson on ITV just now: “Chelsea bought him in for his experience because you know you can’t buy that kind of experience”.
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Guaranteed City will get Fleetwood at the Emptihad
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Kris retweeted
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@LFCOct 28
INTO THE QUARTER-FINALS!! 💪
Full-time graphic as Liverpool beat Chelsea 6-5 on penalties.

ALT Full-time graphic as Liverpool beat Chelsea 6-5 on penalties.

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That was madness! Thank fuck for that! YNWA ❤️
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Unlucky Sherminator! 🤣🤣🤣
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Somebody get Gusto a fucking tampon. Absolute fanny of a lad
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