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Landon Long

@_LandonLong

The come up is the best part.

 New York, USA
Joined January 2024
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Luck happens when preparation meets opportunity
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Naps are sexy, but 800 mg of caffeine is sexier
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I want to help people who have suffered like I have, idk how exactly and I’m discovering that with no feeling of pressure, it’ll all happen through big G ☝️
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I was never able to even think about what my life would like tomorrow, now I can’t wait to see what my life looks like a year from now
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It’s out of my control, it’s in God’s hands
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This the type of AI I’m really cool wid
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Only 24 hours inna day is so fricken annoying
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Mars...™
@FlightLifeMars3Oct 28
This was real. Just turned mine off wtf 🤬🤯
Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) profile pictureDerrick Evans
@DerrickEvans4WVOct 28
🚨HOLY CRAP: Turn this off on your phone right now. Go to your iPhone settings - accessibility - audio & visual - LIVE LISTEN. Turn off LIVE LISTEN. It even says it keeps TRANSCRIPTS. This is NUTS.
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ESPN doin the devil’s work foreal
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@espnOct 26
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god is so good, always
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@JiggaaJohnsonOct 27
Replying to @_LandonLong
True.
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Apologized to the beef n cheddar lady and you can assume she wasn’t receptive, but I can’t do anything about another person, just wanna do what’s right by god ☝️
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A lady never forgets her first squirt
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Deadass this was me in 8th grade and I quit being a fuggin brat LMFAO
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They put the dog in a Scared Straight program and it worked LMAOO
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I swear the universe always send a mass DM when you’re single lmfao
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at the DMV currently and can’t stop thinking about Kim K turning it into a photo shoot lolz
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my new favorite response to a dick head….”I’ll pray for you”
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Mistakes with honest reflection hit like crack
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When someone really makes me upset, i just put their phone number on Craigslist giving away free pitbulls
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Yeah I’m done having a filter lol
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