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if you never get french on your toes imma just assume them toenails black
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omg thats so embarrassing
Y’all why my baby daddy called the police on me because he said I gave him something πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™„πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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im sorry but succession is NAWT better than GOT and The wire is better than BB
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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october bdays so expensive
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this is literally my favorite episode
Meredith was hit by a car.
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me when the overhead space is limited
I’ll board the flight as Group 1 when I’m group 5 i never cared !
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55 degrees outside...for the people begging for summer to be over....is this what you wanted?!
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ft job and ft masters, i don't even have fomo anymore. i just be happy having no plans
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this is true bc my face card is better than ever
Sorry but if you’re less attractive in your 30s you are doing something wrong
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see this I get bc if my hair appointment coming I'd do the same. But if you went out 4 times within 1-2 weeks of meeting you playing idc
women be wanting to go out immediately after y’all meet .. if I don’t get a haircut til next week we gone have to be penpals til then I’m not stepping outside I’m sorry
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i hate the fake atlanta accent sm
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the craziest part about this is legally you cant deny someone alcohol because they're pregnant
Yall wanna know what made me lock by in at the gym???😭 I went out for drinks one day and the bartender asked in front of my friends β€œyou sure you allowed to drink?” I say β€œof course I’m way over the age of 21” he goes β€œNo aren’t you pregnant????” That was it … that’s what did it!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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all I know this, chatgpt can write the shit out of a heavy text
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oh im going to jail
if somebody spit on you at work are you going to HR ??
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idc how fine you are if you got clubbed fingers you ugly idc
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Them mysterious niggas that don't post be in EVERYBODY dmsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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random ig nigga you’ve never met: wya?
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dont ask me what im doing this weekend unless u planning something
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lmfao bye
She looks like she don't like living under your spotlight
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we dont talk about Atlantic Starr enough
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