Hilarious considering the uk average reading age is NINE years old
Under the Earned Settlement model set out before Parliament today, the right to live in the UK permanently will no longer be granted automatically after five years.
Instead, it will be earned.
Under the reforms:
➡️The standard route to settlement will double from five to 10 years
➡️ People who enter illegally, including by small boat, face a wait of up to 30 years to settle
➡️ Care workers who meet the visa requirements will retain a five-year route
➡️ Higher earners on more than £50,000, skilled public service workers and refugees arriving on safe and legal routes will be able to settle in five years
➡️ Migrants who claim benefits face a 20-year wait for settlement
➡️ Migrants with a criminal record will be prevented from settling in the UK
➡️ Migrants will be required to meet A-level standard English to settle in the UK
Abandoned his wife and son for 28 years to walk 3 miles a day👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Karl Bushby has arrived home in Hull after walking 30,000 miles over the last 28 years. He set off from southern Chile in 1998, aged 28, promising to walk all the way home.
Sky's @ShingiMararike caught up with Karl as he headed home to see his mum
trib.al/KLEvD1M
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Plotting to kill migrants: £500 fine.
Holding a sign with words on it: terrorism charges.
PLEASE HELP IDENTIFY WOMEN ABUSER ON TFL
This man physically beat and put a young women in the hospital with bleeding injuries on the Jubilee Line between London bridge and Southwark station on 1st November 2026 at 6:10 PM
He name is Tyler, please help identify for police to find
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This caption is misleading - we didn’t sacrifice any of the below, we saved + worked hard 🙏🏾
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The amount of ai flyers is really alarming because Canva is free and super easy and way cuter???
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One of the perks of being jobless is it makes you very observant.
The dogs on my street are in a gang and i recently noticed they've ostracized one. i suspect it's because he tried to leave so he has been home more often now. i should learn dog coz this gist looks interesting
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Tayshelice Hewitt was just eight-years-old when her mother noticed she was unable to walk in a straight line.
She had suffered two silent strokes, linked to sickle cell disease.
Now aged 12, Tayshelice is working to raise awareness that young people can be affected by strokes, and an ice sculpture inspired by her brain has gone on display in London.
#stroke #health #sicklecell
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Please sign / share the petition🙏🏽
Call for an independent review of Judge Ian Lawrie's sentencing decisions - Sign the Petition! c.org/ZtNKDy68hN via @UKChange





























