For the eradication of seemingly uncureable sadness.

Caelid
Joined July 2012
Seth 🌹 retweeted
he just immediately goes for the head with that kunai, no fucking wonder he has a flee on sight order on him
Minato Namikaze Vs The Masked Man
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
For everyone asking: - yes it's real - 6 month term - money well spent to get this mf off the internet His lawyers are now pressing us hard to have this contract scrapped but we will stay strong
I’ll be back soon…
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
sexting at 9am on company time bc fuck capitalism fr
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this is frying me
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
"only a low tier god would abandon his kids"
i was doing a tier list of religious figures, then i got to the christian god and i was gonna put him in S, but then i remembered he let his child suffer on a cross for three days, so i put him in f because only a low tier god would abandon his kids
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
Situationship just dropped a new banger
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
D@deeprivac
Oct 9
this girl fainted infront of me today at the mall and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down i know the real reason was cos of how good my trim was my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.
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the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,
I’m cracking up so bad rn
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
whatever bro
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
steel ball run
that’s not a fucking horse
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
"notice how the ai slop one looks better" "because I drew it"
Replying to @Spluar
because i drew that too
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
Replying to @Spluar
because i drew that too
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
sabahtan beri buna gülüyorum ara ara açıp amk
Kolombiyalı Kick yayıncısı WestCOL’un yayınına çıkardığı robot, dans ederken önce WestCOL’a yumruk attı ardından vitrini tekmeyle kırıp kendini imha etti.
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
My mom just called me “son of a bitch”
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
????
trans people: i’m trans society: ok uncle pussy: i’m uncle pussy awkwafina: what is you talmbout?
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
it's been 5 years but it's time. i'm getting pregnant.
We’re officially coming your way, Brazil! 🇧🇷✈️
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
My dad works at an aura farm and a hype beast broke loose and killed him
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Seth 🌹 retweeted
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