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@TAMUEngineering alum. working on @kudabusiness. do a bunch of other things: husband, @eatdrinklagos, @eatdrnkfestival, @tixdotafrica, @joinkuda,

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Mauricio Pochettino has agreed to become the Manchester United men’s head coach.

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I want Kirby Smart to give me a pep talk every morning.
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🚨 Mauricio Pochettino to become Manchester United boss on 2.5yr contract. Deal until summer 2029 + 54yo expected to lead #USMNT over int’l break & then arrive at #MUFC in time for Liverpool. Announcement as soon as Friday. W/ @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7776293…
Mauricio Pochettino to sign two-and-a-half year contract at Manchester United

Mauricio Pochettino to sign two-and-a-half year contract at Manchester United

Pochettino is set to take charge of the USMNT for both games against Haiti before arriving ahead of United's trip to Liverpool.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) profile pictureYashar Ali 🐘
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BREAKING Former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with a second employee, Reuters reports. So this makes three women now. The suspected Chinese intelligence asset, the Nvidia executive revealed yesterday, and now a second employee. Full Story: reut.rs/4iMToT4
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Q@kosemaniiiNov 12
Carrick got sacked and you’re not seeing “hitler dead” all over the TL, shows you the kind of legacy he has. We all wanted it to work. Till we meet again, my gaffer. ❤️
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tix.africa
@tixdotafrica22h
You can spot fake tickets, have a better chance of disputing chargeback claims and get useful attendance insights for your next event when you scan tickets at the door. Not set up yet? Create a staff account on tix.africa to get started, and visit scan.tix.africa to check in your guests. Happy ticketing! 🧡
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First manager United have sacked that I’m meh about. Need to sack the players too, tbh.
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Andy Mitten
@AndyMittenNov 12
Michael Carrick sacked by MUFC. Top lad, got the team in the Champions League against expectations. Gave it his all, night and day. Protected others, never threw anyone under a bus. Worked in difficult circumstances. Leaves with head held high. I wish him and his staff the very best.
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Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him nytimes.com/2026/11/11/techn…
Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him

Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him

Mr. Huang, Nvidia’s chief executive, is already facing scrutiny over an affair with a Chinese businesswoman who U.S. intelligence determined was a Chinese spy.

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Adam Carlson
@admcrlsnNov 11
I am beyond stunned and appalled that the guy who ran on this slogan is advocating for the Senate passing Medicare for all
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Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) profile pictureMatthew Yglesias
@mattyglesiasNov 11
What is the purpose of this commentary? We just had an election. Nine seats flipped. Only one of the seat-flippers embraced this idea in the campaign. Why the determination to make people mad at the people who just won?
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YOLO?
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🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

U.S. Soccer would require the Argentine's buyout, worth in the region of $10million (£7.4m), be paid to release him from his contract.

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Tom Bogert (@tombogert) profile pictureTom Bogert
@tombogertNov 11
🚨🇺🇸 Sources: U.S. Soccer is expected to make Pep Guardiola a top target to become next USMNT head coach. Obviously the pursuit would not be straightforward nor easy. But likely to start with call to Pep. w/ @PaulTenorio @HenryBushnell nytimes.com/athletic/7773820…
Pep Guardiola expected to be a top USMNT target if Manchester United snares Pochettino (Gift...

Pep Guardiola expected to be a top USMNT target if Manchester United snares Pochettino (Gift...

U.S. Soccer could take another big swing for its men's national team if Mauricio Pochettino leaves for Manchester United

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We Distributed Cloned AI Music From a Fake Nigerian Artist culturecustodian.com/distrib… via @tweetedbyCC
We Distributed Cloned AI Music From a Fake Nigerian Artist

We Distributed Cloned AI Music From a Fake Nigerian Artist

We built a fake Nigerian artist from scratch — cloned voice, AI-generated song, zero real person behind the name — then told the distribution platforms exactly what we’d done.

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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
Manchester United finalising deal for Mauricio Pochettino if Michael Carrick departs

Manchester United finalising deal for Mauricio Pochettino if Michael Carrick departs

Pochettino, the current United States head coach, is the club's chosen candidate to replace Carrick if a change is made

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KDS 2.0: Kuda's design system, rebuilt for a new brand pelumiabimbola.com/work/kuda…
Kuda Design System (KDS) 2.0

Kuda Design System (KDS) 2.0

Rebuilding Kuda’s design system for a new brand, multiple platforms and faster product delivery.

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David Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinNov 9
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

United are in the Premier League's relegation zone after winning just one of their first 10 games this season.

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Segun A would never do this thing that Jensen has done to me.
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one man's sexual irresponsibility has finished me nitter.cf/KobeissiLetter/status/…
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@KobeissiLetterNov 9
BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, falls over -5% in reaction to the Jensen Huang situation as premarket trading opens. The stock has now erased -$225 billion in market cap today.
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Mark Gurman
@markgurmanNov 8
Breaking news from @ianmking: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to extramarital affair and the company board is now investigating him being targeted by a Chinese espionage plot. He remains CEO for now. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
Nvidia Scandal Creates Risk for Entire AI Industry, Not Just CEO

Nvidia Scandal Creates Risk for Entire AI Industry, Not Just CEO

Nvidia Corp. Chief Executive Officer Jensen Huang’s affair with an alleged Chinese spy has sent the company’s stock plunging, become a focus of internal and government investigations, and is now...

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